I don& #39;t know man... if we& #39;re going to go the conspiracy theory route, why not go big? Sure he could be faking covid to garner sympathy, or to dodge the next debate, or to cover for a broke campaign, or to seize the news cycle for a week, or to setup a & #39;miraculous& #39; recovery...

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...or to sell some HCQ for his handlers, or to just lob a three from half court for no apparent reason at a pretty inconvenient time, or to drop the market so his donors can ride another wave up before shorting the entire U.S. economy in two weeks...

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But if we& #39;re going to dive into the weeds with no proof and pure speculation, why not think bigger? Maybe this is stage one of a resign-and-don& #39;t-go-to-jail play. Putin likes chaos. Maybe he poisoned Trump. That would get... chaotic...

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Maybe this is an elaborate plan to defect to Russia. Could be a deep state plot maybe. Or an outside play to take down a worldwide child trafficking ring operating out of the attic of a Radio Shack? Do those still exist? I WONDER WHY!? 5G ANYONE!!!!

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Or, & I& #39;m just spitballing here, maybe one of the world& #39;s most criminally irresponsible and wildly narcissistic humans took frequent unnecessary risks, and contracted the easily-transmissible virus that he let spin out of control while admittedly misleading people about it..

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..and failing to plan appropriately, resulting in 200,000+ deaths in the U.S.

Nah. That& #39;d be crazy.

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