Who's up for an evil #PWTeasers game?

In this thread I'll add a teaser for every entry that included a Twitter username (this will take a few days). You all guess which one is you but choose wisely... you can only pick one.

As Jigsaw would say, Make Your Choice.

Teaser 1: The pages of this entry mention donating kidneys.

You think that's too specific to be a teaser? Well I've already read TWO submissions that mention kidney donation. It's that kind of inbox.

Teaser 2: I critiqued this query on the Pitch Wars forum and I was hoping the writer would submit to me! The writing is clean and tight and even better than the query.

Teaser 3: I do love reading about grisly medical procedures. (This is not sarcasm. I do.)

Teaser 4: This one reminds me of long school holidays back in the distant past (the 1990s).

THIS IS THE FIRST ONE WITH A DOG I'M SO HAPPY

Teaser 5 btw

Teaser 6: Go with him!!!

Teaser 7: This comps one of the best books I read in 2019. If anyone is super invested in this teasers, I reviewed it on my blog (along with about 50 others mwuahaha)

Teaser 8: This reminds me of the movie Surrounded.

Yes I have watched every shark movie ever made.

Teaser 9: The protagonist's internl monologue reminds me of my own ridiculous thought escalations when I'm being my neurotic self. I love it.

#PWTeasers 10: In Chapter 1, the protagonist meets a man on an airplane and gets talking to him.

Think this is too specific? It applies to two already. Not the two that also mention kidney donation, FYI.

P.S. Really sorry for forgetting the hashtags on these. I can't Twitter and didn't know how threads worked. Hashtags from now on (except this one)

#PWTeasers 11: A hot take on one of my favourite books of all time!

#PWTeasers 12: I know this one is going to make me hungry.

#PWTeasers 13: That's a job title nobody wants.

#PWTeasers 14: SEXY PRIESTS YUSS

#PWTeasers 15: The MS spans two continents, one east and one west.

#PWTeasers 16: Historical in an interest setting I haven't seen done before. Very intriguing!

#PWTeasers 17: It makes me very happy to see middle-aged female protagonists killing it.

I've screwed up my numbering but HEY I'M A WRITER NOT A MATHMETICIAN

That's me for the day. My eyes hurt from reading all the Wondrous Things. Can't wait to rest them and get back to it tomorrow.

Progress? Let's not talk about my progress. Everything is on fire. #PWTeasers