Here we go again.

I think he took my comment of "picture perfect" the wrong way

Next questions are probably going to be are you single or do you have kids

Really good of him to establish boundaries and seriously, did he just ask me to give him money?

We've now reached the bargaining phase. Will I get my miter saw?

Why does he need to talk to a manager?

Well, that answers that question

When he said he needed to consult his manager, I didn't realize that meant messaging all of y'all

Umm, @witchylunar_tic have you checked your messages yet? Cause I think you have mail

After a short intermission he's back. I don't think he was consulting with his banker though.

Put up or shut up time.