Okay...y'all asked for it.

How dare anyone in this entire world consider a white couch when decorating. They are the sole property of one couple.

Maybe Meghan got her inspiration in Morocco...no royals may ever visit Morocco again ever...Morocco is clearly owned by the Sussexes. No one else can visit...or sit on a couch. In fact, someone confiscate this couch.

Harry also sat on a white couch at Kensington Palace so this is clearly proof he owns the rights to all white couches.

See...THEY OWN THEM.
(Same couch but I need the material for these jokes.)

So clearly now I have proven that the Sussexes do, in fact, own the rights to all white couches. Hold on...I'm getting a report that someone else is claiming ownership to white couches.

What's this??? There was already a different white couch at Kensington....

Uh...William...please do not allow the Obamas to sit there.

(Hi Harrry! You look like you're enjoying yourself and you're very generous to not be making a fuss about these white couches.)

Oh no!!!! Those rare white couches have also been spotted in Sweden! Now it's clear we are going to have to start a war with the Swedes. Vickie should have stuck to the IKEA.

Monaco too!!! The travesty!

Oh lordy! Now the Greek relatives want a piece of this action.

Even these Spanish youngsters aren't afraid to claim a bit of the white couch war. I'd be careful with these two. She could use that book as a weapon.

Her parents are laughing at your claim! Look at them letting them sit barefoot on these couches. Someone call the National Guard.

Personally, I wouldn't mess with Jordan. Let them have this one.

Ummm....Meghan....what are you doing? The memo clearly states all white couches belong to you. Are you also trying to claim green ones?

Oh...I see, Harry started it.

Why is he sitting alone? Did he fart?

I think Harry's obsession with green couches started in his younger days with the old faithful "dude spread" way of sitting.

Let's get back to this white couch claim. Is cream also claimed because if so...Charles and Diana should have known better.

William and Kate again...copycats.

Thankfully white chairs aren't a part of this debacle.

What is the statute of limitations of couch claiming? These two cuties are saying they don't care about your claim.

Not you too Camilla.

Oh crap.

Is lawn furniture part of this?

Victoria is back saying she ain't moving from her couch.

Margaret gave no f*cks about couches.

To sum it up, this is exactly what I think about this couch war. Grow up and stop giving me headaches.