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Sonic the Hedgehog characters and the cars I most closely associate them with: A Bored At Work Thread
Sonic: Dodge Viper GTS
Why?: Speed and fuck everything else. Also blue lol... And 90s af.
Sonic: Dodge Viper GTS
Why?: Speed and fuck everything else. Also blue lol... And 90s af.
Tails: Nissan Micra Super Turbo
Why?: Smol bean, technologically impressive, both superchargers and turbochargers evoke tornado imagery which seems to be Tails' thing
Why?: Smol bean, technologically impressive, both superchargers and turbochargers evoke tornado imagery which seems to be Tails' thing
Knuckles: Mitsubishi Pajero Evo Ralliart
Why?: Quick enough to keep up with his friends, but with a heavy emphasis on toughness.
Why?: Quick enough to keep up with his friends, but with a heavy emphasis on toughness.
Amy: Nissan Figaro
Why?: Amy's original design was kind of a 1950s throwback, so why wouldn't her car be? Plus it kind of looks like the car she drove in Sonic R. :P
Why?: Amy's original design was kind of a 1950s throwback, so why wouldn't her car be? Plus it kind of looks like the car she drove in Sonic R. :P
Metal Sonic: Hennesey Venom 600
Why?: Basically Sonic but more powerful. What else could he possibly be? :P
Why?: Basically Sonic but more powerful. What else could he possibly be? :P
Fang the Sniper (AKA Nack the Weasel): Ford Capri XR2
Why?: Weird and vaguely Australian, plus everybody kind of forgot about them... (Except for me! ;w;)
Why?: Weird and vaguely Australian, plus everybody kind of forgot about them... (Except for me! ;w;)
Mighty the Armadillo: Lamborghini LM002
Why?: He's basically proto-Knuckles, lol.
Why?: He's basically proto-Knuckles, lol.
Ray the Flying Squirrel: Lotus Elan
Why?: Basically proto-Tails, but also kind of fell into the memory hole. Has kind of a different vibe.
Why?: Basically proto-Tails, but also kind of fell into the memory hole. Has kind of a different vibe.
Okay LIGHTNING ROUND
I'm just gonna' start cramming 2 characters into one tweet to cut down on thred length lmfao
Charmy Bee: Mazda Carol Turbo
Espio the Chameleon: Subaru SVX
I'm just gonna' start cramming 2 characters into one tweet to cut down on thred length lmfao
Charmy Bee: Mazda Carol Turbo
Espio the Chameleon: Subaru SVX
Vector the Crocodile: Holden Commodore SS
Big the Cat: PT Cruiser
Big the Cat: PT Cruiser
Shadow the Hedgehog: Mustang SVT Cobra Terminator
Rouge the Bat: Plymouth Prowler
Rouge the Bat: Plymouth Prowler
Cream & Cheese: Honda City & Motocompo
Blaze the Cat: 4G Eclipse GT Spyder
Blaze the Cat: 4G Eclipse GT Spyder
Jet the Hawk: Nissan 350Z
Wave the Swallow: RX-8
Wave the Swallow: RX-8
Storm the Albatross: Hummer H2
Silver the Hedgehog: BMW i8
Silver the Hedgehog: BMW i8
