14 days locked in a 1 bdrm flat w/2 kids & husband who must isolate from us bc he tested + & I did not. Be prepared for tweets from crazy town. TBH I'm crushing it cleaning, limiting screen time, family callisthenics, baking, immune boosting smoothies, arts & crafts -
Yesterday we painted rocks. Very lucky Aidan doesn't seem to be too sick. #Day2
Day 3- Waiting on track & trace to call. Have yelled at everyone in my tiny flat. Everyone has screamed at everyone except Aidan who is trapped in his own room Meltdowns:
Me: 3.5
Eldest: 1.5
Youngest: 1
Aidan: hard to say- he could be quietly melting down on a continuous basis
Much drama over whether to do dinosaur or jungle yoga first. Isolation has been shortened to 11 days after chat with test & trace 🎉I lost my phone 3 weeks ago🙃 #adhdmemes #Day3
Made muffins out of Cavolo nero, beetroot, berries, banana, ginger, oats, caco powder & whole wheat. Trying to work up the will to force my children to turn off My Little Pony which they have been watching for way too many hours across way too many days.
Is this purgatory or hell? Feeling like a character in No Exit. #DAY7
but with kids who haven't been let out of the house in 8 days screaming in the background. #Day9
Aidan is free from isolation! #Day10 Wishing I could be cycling to Mossmoran with my @ScotClimateCamp pals. With yous in spirit.
Just the rest of today & tomorrow. 🙏
I would like to brag that I have mostly stayed booze free through this. No promises for when I bust out of here though. #Day12
5 stars for his Spiderman costume "So Reel! very cool cool and reel" <3
4 stars for a hulk smash toy " soopr fun:
it is very fun i mean hulk smashing fun but not reel looking rite hulk"
one star for his spider man web shooter "worst toy ever in hitory
it dos shoot webs but its hard to yous and some times it goes on by its self and insanely hard to switch off " đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł does this just tickle me so much because I'm his mum?
4 stars for his animatronic dog "cute and loud
it is very cute and loud all its moves come out of nowhere but its very soft it does not come with 1 battery but over all it is great but you mite want to play with it in your room" oh man this is what I needed this morning #LASTDAY
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