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Met a guy at Starbucks for coffee & he didn't want to buy anything till I asked if we were just gon sit there with no cake. Next day he ghosted me the whole day till I reached out & he said we had nothing in common. We’ve been married for 9 years now. https://twitter.com/fcfortune/status/1311917542882127873
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So I was part of a market research team and uguy called in. Because of the research questions I was able to determine the potential. Guy could find the lifestyle & voice was ncaa
& he also vibed me with me so we exchanged numbers. Enter late night calls...
So I was part of a market research team and uguy called in. Because of the research questions I was able to determine the potential. Guy could find the lifestyle & voice was ncaa
& he also vibed me with me so we exchanged numbers. Enter late night calls...
You know those calls where you lay upside down on the couch and say no you hang up first. We were vibing and had so much in common. Guy kept saying let's meet but I was building the tension so I had to resist for a while . Then one day I said lets meet at the Mall after work
. Then one day I said lets meet at the Mall after work
I chose a Mall in my neighborhood because hon wanted to go to Pauls but I had to lowkey say coffee because I didn't want it to be hectic. So I'm at work telling my colleagues about uGuy and the dinner tonight, it's a do or die meeting in real-life because chemistry could be
chemistry could be
dololo. So uguy got there before me, I entered as the Top model that I was. No baby flat tummy having body. While on my flip phone I met him and had to cut the call I was on. It was rude and condescending now that I look back but life, sexiness was me, I was in demand sarafina.
So he says what do you want to do, I say let's go to Paul’s. Levels. He says Nah ah you said Starbucks. I switched off to 60%. Btw he had a green shirt on. Like how? Who owns a green shirt. The voice I know but the person no it's not matching. So I'm 
like why am I here.
like why am I here.
Anyway we sitting there at Startbucks and he is chatting away. Table empty. I'm black so I get uncomfortable and suffer from abantu bazothini. Then I ask guy aren't we gonna order. He is now irritated at this forward chick and he literally makes me stand up to go and order myself
Rude right? Like look at me, a whole queen you take my order and deliver it kind sir. But no. We get there, he asks what I want like we are 16. He pulls out his wallet, it's old and has 1 crisp note. I could tell he was spending his life savings on me there and then. Then I
Wondered was nigga solid or broke broke because hey we ain messin with no broke broke. Our food comes we sit we chat chat but we kinda know it's not gonna work. We at different stages in my life. I had a car, he didn't so yah neh he was punching above his weight, which was sweet
So it's time to go I'm like can I give you a lift he is like no, I will catch a cab. no biggie. I remember driving out the mall looking at him in my rear view mirror like I dodged a bullet. I get home no call, no usual chats on chat (Whatsapp on email)
no biggie. I remember driving out the mall looking at him in my rear view mirror like I dodged a bullet. I get home no call, no usual chats on chat (Whatsapp on email)
Next day at work I report to the gang that Nah it ain't gon work. Dude did not call me. Like how do you not call this??? So day end I give in and gchat him. He says we had nothing in common. I didn't reply. I just blocked him the app and told my friends I don't like him anyway
No lie I was low key hurt. Maybe high key. A month goes by, uGuy calls me, late evening around 7. I was so excited to see my phone ring with his number. He says he got his license, I was so happy. Then he said I miss you. And I said it back. No games because I knew it was touch
And go. Next date was at a Michelin restaurant. We had the time of our life and the person on the phone was the same person in person. Such a beautiful date. He says he knew he had to stop talking to me to regain power. And it worked. Now I'm all smiles and extra in love 
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