THREAD: politically speaking it's going to be very interesting to see how trump contracting coronavirus impacts the 2020 election. there's two particular scenarios - both equally possible imho - that could play out. 1/

scenario 1: the medical attention required to sustain the president's life drains resources from the mechabarron program. the deadline for barron's chain gun arm graft is blown out again, leaving an already weakened trump family all but defenseless against antifa commandos 2/

in a worst case scenario, left wing supersoldiers firebomb the white house, ending the trump line and ushering in a new constitution co-authored by bernie sanders and xi jinping 3/

scenario 2: the encroaching threat galvanizes GOP scientists, who complete mechabarron ahead of schedule. resistance sleeper agent hope hicks is terminated on the rose garden lawn. mechabarron raids moscow and secures the antidote. a rejuvenated trump re-emerges 4/

joe biden, cowed by the virility of the resurgent president, forfeits his candidacy. mechabarron uses necessary force to ensure harris' cooperation. the unnecessary 2020 election is cancelled 5/

grateful nations welcome mechabarron as a liberator and accept market price for the covid cure. 6/

naturally it's possible that a third scenario will play out - what that is, we'll just have to wait and see