I hate journalists complaining about there being too much news, or breaking news keeping them awake. You have a ringside seat to history as it unfolds and an inflated sense of self as a result. Save your complaints for your group texts, if you have enough friends for one. Thanks!

And another thing!

I can do without journalists releasing statements, like they’re politicians, about how they wish the president and First Lady a speedy recovery and so on. Doesn’t read as genuine, even if it is, maybe because it’s not a journalist’s job to do that. Reeks of narcissism.

With that said, I wish everyone a speedy recovery from their bad takes tonight.