This Uyo is a micro small place erreh!!!

#A_Thread
You be gisting a new friend about someone and then you hear
"Is he tall?, Is he fair?, Does he live at Shelter?, Does he drive a Venza?, Ahhhhhhhhhh he is my Ex oh..
LWkmd...
Party scatter!.

So one time a friend of mine comes to visit me and I'm going through her gallery and I see one guy and say "oh wow I was at his babies naming ceremony last week" boom... Mama scream it's not possible!
Ah na there I know say I don fuck Up!!

Ahhhh... Na so aunty start to dey cry...
That's the guy I came all the way to tell you about... We have been in love for 5 months..
Daaaaahhhhh mkpa flad!

Another time I'm at a birthday and this guy has been bickering about his shuga mama.... We insist that he shows us jpegs and guess what eeh

IT'S THE CELEBRANTS MORRRAAAAA!!!!!!!