thread of dumb jokes:

what do you call a vampire left in the snow?

frost bite :3

why did the student eat his homework?

his teacher told him it was a piece of cake ksdjhfksjhfd

what'd the teacher say to the textbook in therapy?

man,, you got problems ,,

what day of the week is when twins are born?

twos-day hehe

why cant elsa have balloons?

bc she'll let it go

what do you give a sick lemon?

lemon aid hehe

what do hamburgers name their daughters?

patty

when do you go on red and stop at green?

when you're eating a watermelon (':

why cant a bicycle stand up by itself?

bc its two-tired

what did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

"put it on my bill" LMAOOOOOOOO

whats better than a talking parrot?

a spelling bee KJFDHKJHFJKH

why cant you trust an atom?

bc they make up everything

why cant times new roman buy drinks at the bar?

they dont serve their type

are monsters good at math?

not unless you Count Dracula kjsdhfkhdfs