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thread of dumb jokes:
what do you call a vampire left in the snow?
frost bite :3
frost bite :3
why did the student eat his homework?
his teacher told him it was a piece of cake ksdjhfksjhfd
his teacher told him it was a piece of cake ksdjhfksjhfd
what'd the teacher say to the textbook in therapy?
man,, you got problems ,,
man,, you got problems ,,
what day of the week is when twins are born?
twos-day hehe
twos-day hehe
why cant elsa have balloons?
bc she'll let it go
bc she'll let it go
what do you give a sick lemon?
lemon aid hehe
lemon aid hehe
what do hamburgers name their daughters?
patty
patty
when do you go on red and stop at green?
when you're eating a watermelon (':
when you're eating a watermelon (':
why cant a bicycle stand up by itself?
bc its two-tired
bc its two-tired
what did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
"put it on my bill" LMAOOOOOOOO
"put it on my bill" LMAOOOOOOOO
whats better than a talking parrot?
a spelling bee KJFDHKJHFJKH
a spelling bee KJFDHKJHFJKH
why cant you trust an atom?
bc they make up everything
bc they make up everything
why cant times new roman buy drinks at the bar?
they dont serve their type
they dont serve their type
are monsters good at math?
not unless you Count Dracula kjsdhfkhdfs
not unless you Count Dracula kjsdhfkhdfs
