Trump says he has Covid

a thread.
But what if he doesn’t? What if this is bullshit?
Think about it. They just said he would have to have his mic muted between turns at the next debate
Now he gets out of two weeks of appearances and debating
And—my favorite—he gets to heal, either miraculously or because of some wonder drug he happens to find at the last minute
Which means he gets to prove Covid is just a flu—it’s not so bad—only the “losers” die from it. But not Trump. He’s the winner. He has the best immune system. The best health. He’s gonna be better than ever. Not like those other (dems) with preexisting conditions. SAD.
And all in time for the election. He comes out of this a survivor. The warrior American who defeated the odds.
And the GOP rallies behind him. Restrictions are lifted...because Trump survived. Because he was right. Covid is just a flu. A cough, really. He barely had a headache.

Or whatever.
No reason to use mail-in voting, right? The danger was all made-up. By the left and their “science” and their “doctors”
It’s perfect. And it will work.
It’s like the movie Wag the Dog, but with a real Pandemic...with real people who will put themselves and their loved ones at risk

Because Trump “had it” and got better

It’s his Hail Mary.
You’re telling me that he SUDDENLY caught Covid? Now? At the home stretch?
It’s too convenient. Something is fishy here. I don’t trust it for a second.
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