Hey, remember when the first lady said fuck Christmas, fuck the children?

That was like, 90 minutes ago.

Almost went to bed wondering if Fox "War on Christmas" News would cover the first lady shitting on Christ's birthday.

Now that's old news, and I wonder—will they cover that the president & his blasphemous wife has the virus he said "nobody gets"???

Scenario is possible where Trump's SCOTUS pick (exposed! must quarantine!) can't get installed bc govt could effectively shut down, w so many exposed.

May have to start on a sequel to my book already, @McKinnonLit: THE VIRAL RULING CLASS!

Earlier today I was in such a rage about how much life—contact, touch, face-to-face interviews, travel, sex, eating, LIFE ITSELF—has been denied this year. So, yeah, there was something about letting all out in a howl, as this nation lurches to ever-more ridiculous heights.

Something I rarely say: @karenkho wasn't right tonight. This WAS a name to stay up for. Goodnight, y'all. xo

(P.S. since this thread is going viral, good to mention that @CeladonBooks @MacmillanUSA are publishing my book about how and why this shit is happening) https://twitter.com/thrasherxy/status/1262848245212086277