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Weird things we all do but don't talk about ...

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1. Mumbling the name part during a rendition of "happy birthday"
2. Searching for your phone while you're holding it.
3. Eating a "family size" bag of chips by yourself.
4. Sitting on your bed in a towel for far longer than necessary.
5. Hitting the elevator button multiple times.
6. Checking your symptoms on the internet and convincing yourself you're on deaths door.
7. Rehearsing a conversation in your head that you'll probably never have.
8. Dancing by yourself in the kitchen.
9. Peeing in the shower or pool.
10. Calculate the exact amount of time of sleep before falling asleep.
11. Fake laugh when you couldn't understand or hear what someone said.
12. Own a piece of clothing which you never wear but don't throw away either.
13. Run to the room after switching off the hall or kitchen lights.
14. Not buying something online because of the shipping charge.
15. Crying then looking in the mirror to see if you're a cute crier.
16. Turn down the volume on your headphones to eavesdrop on convos.
17. Edit your text approximately 1000 times before sending it to your crush.
18. Act like you haven't done everything on this list.
19. Not checking out my pinned tweet, which happens to be the most interesting thing around here
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