Nic and I have this ongoing joke/headcanon about Kaiba having a secretary who has to deal with his weird bullshit and she& #39;s tired but the pay + benefits are good

Kaiba dabs and just tells her "no one will ever believe you."

He tells her to stalk Joey& #39;s social media so he has just enough time between doing actual work to make throwaway accounts (Joey blocked him) to make fun of him with whatever she& #39;s found

Joey& #39;s successful now and doesn& #39;t give a fuck but whatever cool thing he gets (like a new car) Kaiba will throw away some cash to get a slightly nicer car to rub it in his face

Eventually, he trusts her enough to spill the ACTUAL weird shit that& #39;s gone on during the series and the tie to Kisara + Blue Eyes comes up
One day she accidentally comes in to work in a white blouse.
Kaiba, immediately: "I& #39;m not cheating on her."

@itstimetodrew you like yugioh, you might get a kick out of this thread