Nic and I have this ongoing joke/headcanon about Kaiba having a secretary who has to deal with his weird bullshit and she's tired but the pay + benefits are good

Kaiba dabs and just tells her "no one will ever believe you."

He tells her to stalk Joey's social media so he has just enough time between doing actual work to make throwaway accounts (Joey blocked him) to make fun of him with whatever she's found

Joey's successful now and doesn't give a fuck but whatever cool thing he gets (like a new car) Kaiba will throw away some cash to get a slightly nicer car to rub it in his face

Eventually, he trusts her enough to spill the ACTUAL weird shit that's gone on during the series and the tie to Kisara + Blue Eyes comes up
One day she accidentally comes in to work in a white blouse.
Kaiba, immediately: "I'm not cheating on her."

@itstimetodrew you like yugioh, you might get a kick out of this thread