Story time: How I had to ride on a bus for 23 hours in China

Aight so im in China for a school and we suppose to take a overnight train from one city to the next. Something happened with the train and it got canceled so we had to take a bus
thread:

So we get on the bus and they tell us it’s a 23 hour bus ride. So everyone gets to choose who they sit next to and stuff. So I sit next to this joint I’m talking to and my bro(we gonna call him john) sits next to this girl he been fw(we gonna call her kory)
thread:

So we like 4 hours in and we take a stop at a gas station. Me and John go buy noodles and shit then when we came out some kid threw a orange cone at someone’s car. Then a mf swat team with shotguns and shit comes out of nowhere just posting up. (Image below)
thread:

So once we get back on the bus, the nigga who car got a orange cone thrown at him comes on the bus pointing at me and John accusing us of the bs. Me and John almost whooped his ass. Anyway he gets taken off the bus and we leave and go about our ways.
thread:

So now we like 8 hours in and we start smelling something. It was 4 white kids on our trip, sitting in the middle of the bus smelling like donkey balls and turtle shit. Turns out they ain’t take showers the whole trip AND WE BEEN THERE ABOUT 5 days.
thread:

So I start spraying these mfs with Lysol and febreze because they stink like shit. Then they get to talkin bout I’m doing too much and watch out. So I tell them niggas it’s a nessecary precaution because y’all mfs smell like dog shit time to get to the good part tho...
thread:

So we like 15 hours or so in and everyone sleep, except for me the joint I’m sitting next to, John, Kory, and a teacher so we all sitting in the back row and the teacher is sitting in the very last row. The very last row was positioned higher so she could see everything
theead

So John and Kory get to getting nasty, kissing, hickeys, sucking titties, fingering, hand jobs, etc. So me and the joint over here like “are these niggas serious? We been on this damn bus for 15 hours and no one showered. Dirty mfs” but that’s not even the worst part.
Thread:

The teacher that was sitting behind them was watching all this shit go down she was literally just starting at them and not saying shit. So I’m like wtf she on some weird shit. Then I see her close her eyes and start touching herself I was really in shock
thread:

So eventually we get to our location and Idek wtf to say to anybody because some niggas stunk like the Anacostia river, some niggas was getting nasty, and someone was watching them get nasty and getting nasty themselves the whole trip was fucked