HEADER THREAD FOR OCTOBER HORRORFEST 2020

i’m watching a horror movie every day in october! follow this thread or my letterboxd to see my updates! https://boxd.it/8SaqE ">https://boxd.it/8SaqE&quo...
Film list: Eddie’s October Horrorfest 2020

i am endeavouring to watch a horror movie every single day of october.

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OCTOBER 1ST - IT FOLLOWS

hey kids, please disclose your STDs to your sexual partners ahead of time.

zuko slept through the entire movie.

4/5 spooky naked people walking ominously https://boxd.it/1nHgHV ">https://boxd.it/1nHgHV&qu...
Review of ‘It Follows’ (2014) ★★★★

Day 1 of October Horrorfest 2020 honestly i’m mostly just grateful that a sex driven horror story was not graphic, gorey, or plot-driven around pregnancy. anyway, don’t be like that guy! disclose…

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OCTOBER 2ND - AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS

the real horror is being forced to spend the holidays with your racist family.

zuko slept through some of this movie, and spend the rest ignoring it. a wise choice.

1.5/5 TV performed c-secs https://boxd.it/1nMOeN ">https://boxd.it/1nMOeN&qu...
Review of ‘Await Further Instructions’ (2018) ★½

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OCTOBER 3RD - THE DEAD DONT DIE

you know that one zombie movie? yeah! that one! this is a reference to that!

zuko slept through this entire movie from a whole ass other room.

2.5/5 giant men in tiny electric cars https://boxd.it/1nTLYd ">https://boxd.it/1nTLYd&qu...
Review of ‘The Dead Don't Die’ (2019) ★★½

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OCTOBER 4TH - SCREAM

billy is a really, REALLY terrible boyfriend. like, top tier of shitty boyfriends. yuck.

zuko was doing zoomies!! through the whole movie!! zuko approved!!

3/5 creepy comments made by gail weathers https://boxd.it/1o1DMp ">https://boxd.it/1o1DMp&qu...
Review of ‘Scream’ (1996) ★★★

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OCTOBER 5TH - HOST

how many ding dang horror movies have to be made before you kids stop messing around with the occult for funsies, huh?

zuko watched patiently from the kitchen, dozing occasionally.

4.5/5 worst zoom hang ideas EVER https://boxd.it/1o9l4v ">https://boxd.it/1o9l4v&qu...
Review of ‘Host’ (2020) ★★★★½

Day 5 of October Horrorfest 2020 earlier today, fuelled by the knowledge that i would not have much time at all post-work to smash out a horror movie before i sit down in a zoom call with some…

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OCTOBER 6TH - MAYHEM

now with 100% more legal loopholes for killing your boss!

zuko slept soundly curled up next to my legs, the picture of peace.

5/5 bisexual wet dream murder duos https://boxd.it/1ofKon ">https://boxd.it/1ofKon&qu...
Review of ‘Mayhem’ (2017) ★★★★★

Day 6 of October Horrorfest 2020 ah, sweet catharsis. if you, like me, have ever had to wade through the bullshit social politics and backstabbing that is working a corporate office job, you’re…

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OCTOBER 7TH - RUIN ME

this movie is a giant steaming pile of dogshit wrapped in a shit fiesta of bad acting, bad plot lines, and bad everything.

zuko bit me HARD after we watched this, and i get it.

0.5/5 - wow we found a worse boyfriend than billy https://boxd.it/1olFUb ">https://boxd.it/1olFUb&qu...
Review of ‘Ruin Me’ (2017) ½

Day 7 of October Horrorfest 2020 fuck this movie. i want 87 minutes of my life back. the review is the CW list. - gross misrepresentation of polyamory  - gross misrepresentation of BDSM culture -…

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OCTOBER 8TH - THE THING

bitch ass imitation alien can pass in like TWO MINUTES and i gotta take hormones and get SURGERY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht">

zuko, no joke, purred through the whole movie.

4.5/5 of your buddy’s walking spider head https://boxd.it/1osP4D ">https://boxd.it/1osP4D&qu...
Review of ‘The Thing’ (1982) ★★★★½

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OCTOBER 9TH - MIDSOMMAR

the found family movie you didn’t know you needed, and your therapist didn’t know THEY needed.

zuko gave lots of kisses during this film. very cuddly & ACTIVELY watched.

5/5 times i felt held by him. he felt like family to me. https://boxd.it/1oyrC9 ">https://boxd.it/1oyrC9&qu...
Review of ‘Midsommar’ (2019) ★★★★★

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OCTOBER 10TH - THE LIGHTHOUSE

fellas is it gay to be stranded on an island with another guy and also secretly watch each other masturbate and almost kiss?

zuko didn’t like the sounds :( spooky n loud.

5/5 willem dafoe puppy play moments https://boxd.it/1oEPbD ">https://boxd.it/1oEPbD&qu...
Review of ‘The Lighthouse’ (2019) ★★★★★

Day 10 of October Horrorfest 2020 the world did not prepare me for this horny, homoerotic, monsterfucking, love story. everything down to the bare bones of this is a love story written to the sea…

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OCTOBER 11TH - THE FURIES

tale as old as time
true as it can be
running very fast
face peeled like a mask
under a gum tree

zuko was very curiously playing the whole movie

3.5/5 involuntary bionic implants https://boxd.it/1oMb7H ">https://boxd.it/1oMb7H&qu...
Review of ‘The Furies’ (2019) ★★★½

Day 11 of October Horrorfest 2020 while the concept is simple and the budget is minimal, this one packed a really good punch! the lead actress did a brilliant job, but i do feel like the best friend…

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OCTOBER 12TH - LIGHTS OUT

ah yes, the true horror, charlie swan without a moustache. no really, it’s disturbing.

zuko was playing and running, but did not care for this movie.

2.5/5 weird shit on the wall exposed by black lights https://boxd.it/1oULLT ">https://boxd.it/1oULLT&qu...
Review of ‘Lights Out’ (2016) ★★½

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OCTOBER 13TH - CRUSH

crystal reed got hired on teen wolf off of the back of this just because they knew she knew how to say “scott”.

zuko was nowhere to be found for most of this movie.

1/5 worlds most boring running scenes https://boxd.it/1p13BJ ">https://boxd.it/1p13BJ&qu...
Review of ‘Crush’ (2013) ★

Day 13 of October Horrorfest 2020 well, this was terrible, but wasn’t unwatchable. i’m not going to tag this with a spoiler as the whole ass movie cover IS the spoiler, but if you don’t want this…

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OCTOBER 14TH - SCREAM 2

when dewey said “whoever he, or she, or even they are,” my trans ass really felt that.

zuko was otherwise occupied doing full-pace zoomies around the house.

4/5 terrible sequel facial hair additions https://boxd.it/1p8FNn ">https://boxd.it/1p8FNn&qu...
Review of ‘Scream 2’ (1997) ★★★★

Day 14 of October Horrorfest 2020 scream 2 is, by and large, a very good example of a sequel succeeding its original in (almost) every single way. in all honesty, the only thing i don’t like about…

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OCTOBER 15TH - SILENT HILL

does pyramid head’s carpet match the drapes? i need to know for science. what other heads of his are triangular?

zuko watched me watch this. i don’t know that that means.

3.5/5 sexy, sexy nightmare nurses https://boxd.it/1pcIJr ">https://boxd.it/1pcIJr&qu...
Review of ‘Silent Hill’ (2006) ★★★½

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OCTOBER 16TH - THE STUFF

it’s cum?

zuko wisely ignored this movie entirely.

2.5/5 grown men in a supermarket trying to stop a kid on a rampage https://boxd.it/1phYwt ">https://boxd.it/1phYwt&qu...
Review of ‘The Stuff’ (1985) ★★½

Day 16 of October Horrorfest 2020 i cannot, for the life of me, tell you whether or not i enjoyed this movie. you watch it and you tell me if it’s enjoyable. it kind of just seemed like a mess.  CW…

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OCTOBER 17TH - SILENT HILL REVELATION

maybe real pyramid head was the friend we made along the way.

this one spooked the zuks!! he had a stressful little time with some of the audio, i did turn it down for him.

2/5 surprisingly fleshy mannequin spiders https://boxd.it/1ppOut ">https://boxd.it/1ppOut&qu...
Review of ‘Silent Hill: Revelation 3D’ (2012) ★★

Day 17 of October Horrorfest 2020 what an absolute hot mess of a movie. i feel like i need to go back and add a full star to the first one just for not being this movie. it did it’s damned hardest…

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OCTOBER 18TH - CABIN IN THE WOODS

i can’t believe it’s not corporate sabotage at the hand of several monsters!

zuko be chasing his tail!! yeah!!!

4.5/5 times i watched this drunk on videocall with jessie https://boxd.it/1pwBb3 ">https://boxd.it/1pwBb3&qu...
Review of ‘The Cabin in the Woods’ (2011) ★★★★½

Day 18 of October Horrorfest 2020 half a star off because no gay shit and because all along it wasn’t jack black, otherwise this movie is 5 stars. CW LIST - gore - incest - slut shaming -…

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OCTOBER 19TH - CHILDS PLAY

ah yes, i now understand the context of that one line in nicki minaj’s verse of monster. wonderful.

zuko napped through the whole thing. 

3/5 worlds worst birthday gift https://boxd.it/1pEGbX ">https://boxd.it/1pEGbX&qu...
Review of ‘Child's Play’ (1988) ★★★

Day 19 of October Horrorfest 2020 i would like someone to explain to me how watching this movie made me feel nothing, and i forgot i watched it not half an hour after watching it.  CW LIST - cops -…

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OCTOBER 20TH - THE EVIL DEAD

i miss the days where horror meant you would guaranteed get to see some sort of barely passable food product used as prac effects.

zuko quietly dozed next to me.

5/5 bookshelves destroyed by ash williams himbo ass https://boxd.it/1pKATL ">https://boxd.it/1pKATL&qu...
Review of ‘The Evil Dead’ (1981) ★★★★★

Day 20 of October Horrorfest 2020 believe it or not, this was actually the first time i have watched the original the evil dead. i’ve seen all of the sequels, i’ve seen the remake, i’ve even seen a…

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OCTOBER 21ST - RAW

i’ve never been more grateful to be an uneducated fuckhead who doesn’t eat much meat. yuck.

i really hope zuko wasn’t watching this one, i don’t want him getting ideas.

4/5 fingers left on that one hand https://boxd.it/1pQn7V ">https://boxd.it/1pQn7V&qu...
Review of ‘Raw’ (2016) ★★★★

Day 21 of October Horrorfest 2020 cool! that was fucked up! CW LIST - INTENSE on the gore scale - LOTS of blood - hazing  - cannibalism  - vomiting  - a lot of references to eating disorders  -…

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