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HEADER THREAD FOR OCTOBER HORRORFEST 2020
i’m watching a horror movie every day in october! follow this thread or my letterboxd to see my updates! https://boxd.it/8SaqE
i’m watching a horror movie every day in october! follow this thread or my letterboxd to see my updates! https://boxd.it/8SaqE
OCTOBER 1ST - IT FOLLOWS
hey kids, please disclose your STDs to your sexual partners ahead of time.
zuko slept through the entire movie.
4/5 spooky naked people walking ominously https://boxd.it/1nHgHV
hey kids, please disclose your STDs to your sexual partners ahead of time.
zuko slept through the entire movie.
4/5 spooky naked people walking ominously https://boxd.it/1nHgHV
OCTOBER 2ND - AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
the real horror is being forced to spend the holidays with your racist family.
zuko slept through some of this movie, and spend the rest ignoring it. a wise choice.
1.5/5 TV performed c-secs https://boxd.it/1nMOeN
the real horror is being forced to spend the holidays with your racist family.
zuko slept through some of this movie, and spend the rest ignoring it. a wise choice.
1.5/5 TV performed c-secs https://boxd.it/1nMOeN
OCTOBER 3RD - THE DEAD DONT DIE
you know that one zombie movie? yeah! that one! this is a reference to that!
zuko slept through this entire movie from a whole ass other room.
2.5/5 giant men in tiny electric cars https://boxd.it/1nTLYd
you know that one zombie movie? yeah! that one! this is a reference to that!
zuko slept through this entire movie from a whole ass other room.
2.5/5 giant men in tiny electric cars https://boxd.it/1nTLYd
OCTOBER 4TH - SCREAM
billy is a really, REALLY terrible boyfriend. like, top tier of shitty boyfriends. yuck.
zuko was doing zoomies!! through the whole movie!! zuko approved!!
3/5 creepy comments made by gail weathers https://boxd.it/1o1DMp
billy is a really, REALLY terrible boyfriend. like, top tier of shitty boyfriends. yuck.
zuko was doing zoomies!! through the whole movie!! zuko approved!!
3/5 creepy comments made by gail weathers https://boxd.it/1o1DMp
OCTOBER 5TH - HOST
how many ding dang horror movies have to be made before you kids stop messing around with the occult for funsies, huh?
zuko watched patiently from the kitchen, dozing occasionally.
4.5/5 worst zoom hang ideas EVER https://boxd.it/1o9l4v
how many ding dang horror movies have to be made before you kids stop messing around with the occult for funsies, huh?
zuko watched patiently from the kitchen, dozing occasionally.
4.5/5 worst zoom hang ideas EVER https://boxd.it/1o9l4v
OCTOBER 6TH - MAYHEM
now with 100% more legal loopholes for killing your boss!
zuko slept soundly curled up next to my legs, the picture of peace.
5/5 bisexual wet dream murder duos https://boxd.it/1ofKon
now with 100% more legal loopholes for killing your boss!
zuko slept soundly curled up next to my legs, the picture of peace.
5/5 bisexual wet dream murder duos https://boxd.it/1ofKon
OCTOBER 7TH - RUIN ME
this movie is a giant steaming pile of dogshit wrapped in a shit fiesta of bad acting, bad plot lines, and bad everything.
zuko bit me HARD after we watched this, and i get it.
0.5/5 - wow we found a worse boyfriend than billy https://boxd.it/1olFUb
this movie is a giant steaming pile of dogshit wrapped in a shit fiesta of bad acting, bad plot lines, and bad everything.
zuko bit me HARD after we watched this, and i get it.
0.5/5 - wow we found a worse boyfriend than billy https://boxd.it/1olFUb
OCTOBER 8TH - THE THING
bitch ass imitation alien can pass in like TWO MINUTES and i gotta take hormones and get SURGERY
zuko, no joke, purred through the whole movie.
4.5/5 of your buddy’s walking spider head https://boxd.it/1osP4D
bitch ass imitation alien can pass in like TWO MINUTES and i gotta take hormones and get SURGERY
zuko, no joke, purred through the whole movie.
4.5/5 of your buddy’s walking spider head https://boxd.it/1osP4D
OCTOBER 9TH - MIDSOMMAR
the found family movie you didn’t know you needed, and your therapist didn’t know THEY needed.
zuko gave lots of kisses during this film. very cuddly & ACTIVELY watched.
5/5 times i felt held by him. he felt like family to me. https://boxd.it/1oyrC9
the found family movie you didn’t know you needed, and your therapist didn’t know THEY needed.
zuko gave lots of kisses during this film. very cuddly & ACTIVELY watched.
5/5 times i felt held by him. he felt like family to me. https://boxd.it/1oyrC9
OCTOBER 10TH - THE LIGHTHOUSE
fellas is it gay to be stranded on an island with another guy and also secretly watch each other masturbate and almost kiss?
zuko didn’t like the sounds :( spooky n loud.
5/5 willem dafoe puppy play moments https://boxd.it/1oEPbD
fellas is it gay to be stranded on an island with another guy and also secretly watch each other masturbate and almost kiss?
zuko didn’t like the sounds :( spooky n loud.
5/5 willem dafoe puppy play moments https://boxd.it/1oEPbD
OCTOBER 11TH - THE FURIES
tale as old as time
true as it can be
running very fast
face peeled like a mask
under a gum tree
zuko was very curiously playing the whole movie
3.5/5 involuntary bionic implants https://boxd.it/1oMb7H
tale as old as time
true as it can be
running very fast
face peeled like a mask
under a gum tree
zuko was very curiously playing the whole movie
3.5/5 involuntary bionic implants https://boxd.it/1oMb7H
OCTOBER 12TH - LIGHTS OUT
ah yes, the true horror, charlie swan without a moustache. no really, it’s disturbing.
zuko was playing and running, but did not care for this movie.
2.5/5 weird shit on the wall exposed by black lights https://boxd.it/1oULLT
ah yes, the true horror, charlie swan without a moustache. no really, it’s disturbing.
zuko was playing and running, but did not care for this movie.
2.5/5 weird shit on the wall exposed by black lights https://boxd.it/1oULLT
OCTOBER 13TH - CRUSH
crystal reed got hired on teen wolf off of the back of this just because they knew she knew how to say “scott”.
zuko was nowhere to be found for most of this movie.
1/5 worlds most boring running scenes https://boxd.it/1p13BJ
crystal reed got hired on teen wolf off of the back of this just because they knew she knew how to say “scott”.
zuko was nowhere to be found for most of this movie.
1/5 worlds most boring running scenes https://boxd.it/1p13BJ
OCTOBER 14TH - SCREAM 2
when dewey said “whoever he, or she, or even they are,” my trans ass really felt that.
zuko was otherwise occupied doing full-pace zoomies around the house.
4/5 terrible sequel facial hair additions https://boxd.it/1p8FNn
when dewey said “whoever he, or she, or even they are,” my trans ass really felt that.
zuko was otherwise occupied doing full-pace zoomies around the house.
4/5 terrible sequel facial hair additions https://boxd.it/1p8FNn
OCTOBER 15TH - SILENT HILL
does pyramid head’s carpet match the drapes? i need to know for science. what other heads of his are triangular?
zuko watched me watch this. i don’t know that that means.
3.5/5 sexy, sexy nightmare nurses https://boxd.it/1pcIJr
does pyramid head’s carpet match the drapes? i need to know for science. what other heads of his are triangular?
zuko watched me watch this. i don’t know that that means.
3.5/5 sexy, sexy nightmare nurses https://boxd.it/1pcIJr
OCTOBER 16TH - THE STUFF
it’s cum?
zuko wisely ignored this movie entirely.
2.5/5 grown men in a supermarket trying to stop a kid on a rampage https://boxd.it/1phYwt
it’s cum?
zuko wisely ignored this movie entirely.
2.5/5 grown men in a supermarket trying to stop a kid on a rampage https://boxd.it/1phYwt
OCTOBER 17TH - SILENT HILL REVELATION
maybe real pyramid head was the friend we made along the way.
this one spooked the zuks!! he had a stressful little time with some of the audio, i did turn it down for him.
2/5 surprisingly fleshy mannequin spiders https://boxd.it/1ppOut
maybe real pyramid head was the friend we made along the way.
this one spooked the zuks!! he had a stressful little time with some of the audio, i did turn it down for him.
2/5 surprisingly fleshy mannequin spiders https://boxd.it/1ppOut
OCTOBER 18TH - CABIN IN THE WOODS
i can’t believe it’s not corporate sabotage at the hand of several monsters!
zuko be chasing his tail!! yeah!!!
4.5/5 times i watched this drunk on videocall with jessie https://boxd.it/1pwBb3
i can’t believe it’s not corporate sabotage at the hand of several monsters!
zuko be chasing his tail!! yeah!!!
4.5/5 times i watched this drunk on videocall with jessie https://boxd.it/1pwBb3
OCTOBER 19TH - CHILDS PLAY
ah yes, i now understand the context of that one line in nicki minaj’s verse of monster. wonderful.
zuko napped through the whole thing.
3/5 worlds worst birthday gift https://boxd.it/1pEGbX
ah yes, i now understand the context of that one line in nicki minaj’s verse of monster. wonderful.
zuko napped through the whole thing.
3/5 worlds worst birthday gift https://boxd.it/1pEGbX
OCTOBER 20TH - THE EVIL DEAD
i miss the days where horror meant you would guaranteed get to see some sort of barely passable food product used as prac effects.
zuko quietly dozed next to me.
5/5 bookshelves destroyed by ash williams himbo ass https://boxd.it/1pKATL
i miss the days where horror meant you would guaranteed get to see some sort of barely passable food product used as prac effects.
zuko quietly dozed next to me.
5/5 bookshelves destroyed by ash williams himbo ass https://boxd.it/1pKATL
OCTOBER 21ST - RAW
i’ve never been more grateful to be an uneducated fuckhead who doesn’t eat much meat. yuck.
i really hope zuko wasn’t watching this one, i don’t want him getting ideas.
4/5 fingers left on that one hand https://boxd.it/1pQn7V
i’ve never been more grateful to be an uneducated fuckhead who doesn’t eat much meat. yuck.
i really hope zuko wasn’t watching this one, i don’t want him getting ideas.
4/5 fingers left on that one hand https://boxd.it/1pQn7V
