Just had the worse Twitter meet up of my life!!
Yoooooooooow I wanna scream!! The fuck man!
First offense: “how do you use those talons”

I had to put him in his place! I told him my mind. Look at my nails!
Next offense:

“What do you drive?.......... I’m disappointed, I was expecting a Porsche or up!”

First off, this nigga a tek bus come a Mobay
Next offense:

“How you mek your money, I assume you work”

Sir I have 3 sources of income ‼️ this isn’t hidden information
Next offense: he’s 25
This guys mother called him and legit bad him up fi come a him yaaaad!

Like “where are you? where on that road? which part on that road? With who? Who and unnu? A dat you go Bay fa? You need to come a u yaad”
Next offense: I found out my zip was down.
“You just noticing that? It’s been down from we met up! Thought you knew”

Like what the fuck dude. No, I was just intentionally walking around showing everyone my panty! That’s how I am
Next offense: his mom kept calling. We got to the location at 6:16, we sat down and his mom called 3 times and the he said “I’m gonna leave now”

He turned to me and said we leaving in 2 minutes

Sir, you’re an adult and you have your mom a deal wid you so? Weh u backbone deh?
Next offense: heading back he asked me how big is my house. Told him I have a friend staying for a bit too.

“I don’t understand why ppl would move and kotch a ppl yaad, and based on your house two sumady a sleep together”

Sir the fuck! Why you trying to figure out my housing?
Last offense: I got a phone call, I spoke to the person. After the call this man a try analyze mi phone call.

Sir, why are you even making it obvious that you were listening to me on the phone? Why you need to break down my conversation?
Drop this guy off a Mobay bus park and blocked him on all avenues when I got home! This will not happen again.
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