Historical couples who you know just absolutely *FUCKED*:

- John and Abigail Adams
- Sam and Julia Grant
- Harry and Bess Truman

@HNTurtledove I read the General and Mrs. Lee sex scene in Guns of the South, so I'm making you read this tweet.

I'm sorry to be the one to say this, but

James Buchanan and William R. King.

You know they did.

Stonewall Jackson and his second wife. Maybe the first, too. And you know that Stonewall had to be into something like feet or balloons.

Jefferson Davis and Sarah Knox Taylor. But not Varina.

Mary Todd was down with *something* that Abe couldn't do without.

I feel like Theodore Roosevelt was a very giving and considerate love, as all true manly men are.

lover*