tell me your confessions, and ill make a thread. all anonymous. https://curiouscat.qa/guardthatkoo 

"people take twitter wayyy too seriously lmfao.. who cares if someone calls an idol ugly? you will get over it"

'i once stuck a pencil in my nose and the led broke out but it took 3 days for it to come out of my nose :3'

'a while back I thought my crush was gonna confess to me and I started freaking out on my priv so ready to tell her I liked her too but all she told me was "wanna play among us?"'

'get loud > fancy'

'i hav secret crushes on all of my friends'

'some of yall are gonna kill me for this but im not gonna tw food. thats just dumb'

'im losing feelings'

'itzys outfits for “not shy” are UGLY!! the stylist needs to be fired for that one....'

'I love the smell of my toes'

actually i don’t really like oomf that much she gets on my nerves but were in a gc together and if i say names i feel like they would kick me but yeah they said some stuff that i dont really like and idk what to do about it like shut up for once white bread mayo monster oh my god

'uhm oomf is like my best friend ever they r rlly cool but i feel really isolated from them sometimes bc they have a group of close friends irl and i don’t and i feel like i’m not allowed to call them my best friend'

'oomf is always exposing someone for the smallest things and its rlly fucking annoying like get over yurself'

'loona has the best discography and they had the best MOST ORIGINAL debut sorry i don’t make the rules'

'i cant tell if my crush mutual actually has a crush on me or not because they flirt with everybody and it hurts'

'there’s this oomf that thinks that they’re superior but they’re just annoying'

'oomf keeps stealing other oomfs layouts and even took their pinned even AFTER they got sbed and it’s getting realllllly weird but i don’t wanna say something because i don’t like confronting oomfs for some reason '

'sometimes i feel like people are way too childish on twitter, like you don't need to see every part of bts' body. stop sexualizing them so much. they had it covered because THEY did not consent for all of you to see their bodies. (also this is for the confessions thingy)'

'edgy gg stans learned the word misogyny and haven't dropped it ever since'

'one time i was at this random kids birthday party that i knew, but not a lot and he liked ninja turtle so i got him one of those things that u put in water and it grows and my mom made me and sister spend the night, and at like five in the morning, he started screaming and +

turns out he put one of the arms up his nose and the hand got stuck in his nose lol /srs'

TW // sexual abuse

'im a lesbian who has been sexually abused by my friend multiple times because i dont wanna date him'

'I am in LOVE with my best friend and it hurts so much , i just want to kiss her so bad but i can’t and it really hurts'

'one of my oomfs doesn't stan bts BUT I ALWAYS SEE THEM TWEETING ABOUT THEM.'

'i have a crush on this girl i’m friends w and iTS SO BAD BC WE R JUST FRIENDS'

'i think i like one of my irl friends but im not sure and i dont really want to be like "Yea i like [friend] !!" u know ?? its like Aah T___T [friend] is just so nice to me !!'

'oomfs cancelled one of my irls for NO REASON but if i say anything i’ll get cancelled too idk im conflicted bc irl never apologized (hes a stubborn bastard) but it felt like an overreaction'

'there’s this person that i am in a gc with and they are so rude and dry it seems that they only care about themselves i just wish they left the gc.'

'kpop twitter needs to learn it is never that serious like yall start shit over nothing'

'i have a crush on my mom'

"Danger IS a good song'

'I shit in a bag once And put it in a irls bag '

'i have a huge crush on my twt best friend '

'jk stans are scary people (they are all mean from the ones ive seen) but also some of the sexiest people'

'I peed in a hat when I was like 7 and in the sink I dont anymore lmaoo'

'i am still in love with my ex girlfriend even though i keep denying it i have a feeling she despises me which i was why im always scared of talking to her'

'i sharted when im looking at your twt giggles'

'my best friend is actually so toxic i have a list of things she would be cancelled for..'

'i stole about 100$ worth of chocolate once giggles'

'oomf uses •_• ;—; :3 and other faces like that and it literally makes me wanna gag like shut the fuck up it’s not 2016 anymore'

'Oomf is a whole 15 yr old that writes nsfw...They also got kinda famous (?) recently for saying sumn cringy too'

'ive been meaning to research more about myself but i have no idea where to start and i keep thinking of the “what if”s and idk im stressed'

'your @ is clapped'

'cw nsfw

The thought of getting caught masturbating turns me on'

TW // nsfw , female anatomy

'i am 11'

'sometimes I think of unfollowing because you post so much and you’re so overwhelming to have on my TL'

'confession: i got cancelled a while ago and im back on stan twt to try again and do better. im still very anxious and nervous to be on here tho, i feel like ppl will found out who i am and cancel me again.'

'i dont really love my twt gf and i wanna break up w her but im scared lol'

'how to tell oomf on main that its me when they got my ex main acc blocked hello ?!?! I SBED THEM CAUSE THEY NEVER INTERACTED W ME AND THEN THEY MADE A BIG DEAL OUTTA IT'

'im white and my oomfs make fun of me for it and i hate it its not like i make fun of them they do it to me unprovoked'

'seeing someone steal my tweets makes me rlly angry for some reason and i feel like i want to hard block :/'

'someone almost doxxed me for calling them a spoiled cracker GOODBYEEE'

'i feel like stan twitter doesnt actually care about nd ppl as much as they pretend to do like yes some remove fonts and what not for dyslexic ppl but they never use tone indicators and then get mad when we think their joke was serious and call us stupid or they put +

them AFTER the tweet even if theres room for it in the tweet and its so exhausting seeing this fake wokeness towards nd people'

'so my confession is that i got canceled for being a jimin anti a while ago but im actually not and it was a misunderstanding because my english was horrible at the time and i didnt know how to explain what i meant i still feel bad for it and i want to apologize but im terrified'

'i have like an insane crush on one of my ults and i make fantasies in my head and even talk to him like hes right in front of me, i can even see him in front of me and hear him say things, i think its a mental illness im kind of worried'

'i read nct 18+ fanfics on wattpad'

'Confession : i dont like it when oomfs but megan thee stallion on the tl. I wanna tell them why but im scared they’ll mock me :(('

'I don't being made fun of or hated bc I'm white its's just when people don't believe me or act surprised when I say I'm brazilian/latinx and say I don't look brazilian.. like obviously I'm not a native?? I get made fun of it for it at school by my other brazilian friends who

are also white for it LMAO it's fun, my short 5'4 ass really won't be getting anywhere with it and that's okay <3 bc my Portuguese is getting worse anyways..'

TW // periods , menstruation

'when i got my period for the first time i put the pads in the back of a teddy bear and my mom ended up giving the bear to my cousin'

'i hate oomf so Much and m in a gc with them but they're so :///////// ughhhh'

'it makes me so sad whenever i see anyone say something bad about jungkook (even as a joke) because he's literally been nothing but nice and sweet.'