#dkbk #bkdk The Incredibles

Izuku comes home to the apartment, grabbing a brownie from a plate on the kitchen counter. He stops when he sees his husband sitting in his recliner in a black robe with his legs crossed and looking very pissed off.

"I thought you'd be back by 11." https://twitter.com/Tsuki_the_Wolf/status/1311679431916871680

"I said I'd be back later." Izuku rolls his eyes.

"I assume you'd be back later. If you came back at all." Katsuki made air quotes with his fingers. "You'd be back later."

"Well..." Izuku shrugs his shoulders. "I'm back, okay?"

"Hold it." Katsuki gets up from his chair

to grab Izuku’s shoulder. He picks off a small pebble. "Is this rubble?"

"It was just a little workout." Izuku finishes off the brownie with a smirk. "Just to stay loose."

"You know how I feel about that Deku!" He threw the pebble aside. "Dammit! We can't blow cover again!"

"The building was coming down anyway. I-"

"What?!" Katsuki's eyes widened. "You knocked down a building?!"

"It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway."

"Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanners again.." Katsuki rubbed his temples.

"I performed a public service!" Izuku pointed at his husband. "You act like that's a bad thing, Kacchan!"

"It is a bad thing, Deku!" Katsuki put one of his hands on his hips. "Uprooting our family again so you could re-live the glory days is a very fucking bad thing."

"Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they never happened!"

"Yes! They happened, but this here is what's happening now, Deku and you're MISSING this!" He ran his fingers through his hair. "I can't believe you don't wanna go to your own son's graduation!"

"It's not a graduation! He is moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade."

"It's a ceremony!"

"It's psychotic!" Izuku tapped his head with his finger. "They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but if someone is genuinely exceptional-"

"This ain't about you, Izuku." Katsuki glared at him. "This is about Katsuma."

"You wanna do something for Katsuma? Then let him actually compete! Let him go out for sports!"

"I will not be made the enemy here!" Katsuki dug his finger into Izuku’s chest.

"You know why we can't do that!"

"BECAUSE HE'D BE GREAT!" Izuku roared looking down at his husband, but Katsuki didn't back down, standing on the tips of toes to look up at him with just as much anger.

"THIS IS NOT! ABOUT! YOU!"

Before their fight could get any worse, they heard the sound of little feet crawling away.

"Alright, Katsuma.." Izuku called out. "I know you're listening. Come on out.."

"Mahoro?" Katsuki sighed. "You too, young lady."