Listen up @joebiden. (and @realdonaldtrump is he is capable of listening to anyone). We're going about this debate all wrong. Here's my suggestion.

1. Give Trump ALL the questions and ALL the answers in advance. In fact, let him bring his cue cards with him.

cont. 1/5

2. Let Trump wear an earpiece and allow anyone he wants to feed him information through the earpiece to help him during the debate.

cont. 2/5

3. Forget the question and answer part of the debate. Instead, have each candidate perform tasks. Like bring out a lamp and a lightbulb for each candidate to screw in the lightbulb. And bring out two trained collies and ask each candidate to tell the dog to "sit".
cont. 3/5

4. In fact ask the candidate to spell "sit".

5. Have each candidate match the 5 random states with its state capitol. (give Trump the answers)

6. Ask the candidates to remember 5 words to repeat at the end of the debate. Use the words, "person, woman man camera TV"

4/5

7. Give both men a bowl of warm rice and a set of chopsticks and see who finishes eating the rice fastest.

8. Have both men bend over to tie their shoes. (Trump gets to use his cheatsheet for this task)

9. Let the best man win.

5/5