Do I need to do a thread of photos of all the times Monkey gets between me and my laptop while I'm working from home because he needs cuddles?

Monkey has seemingly decided for us, because I'm trying to prepare to give this lecture to undergrads in ten minutes and--

FTR he would be much more annoying if I locked him out, whining and scratching at the door, so we just have to hope he settles down

Just in time for my first call of the day

Helping me with a logic model

"Is this really an outcome or is it an outPUT?" Thank you, Monkey, good point.

Monkey will qualify for an honorary MSW by May because he will have been present for all of my classes and a co-writer of all of my papers

HEARD IT WAS YOUR LAST ZOOM CALL OF THE DAY IN ONE MINUTE

It's ok because now I am watching Netflix

We went outside, so he is wearing his safety harness, but now I am trying to prep for a media interview

I tried doing what the internet told me to do. Gently plopped him in the corner and then put my old laptop in front of him. He’s staying there but is entirely uninterested. Anti-work just like Mom

Second update.
Idk guys, maybe your cats are just workaholics or—speculating here— do not love you enough!

Feeling like the laptop may not be the issue here

Catching up on some emails

Had to kick this Jr. businessman off the call unfortunately

I am repeating my outfit, Monkey is repeating his assistance in searching for available grants

Every time I try to move him to answer my emails, he bites me. The boy demands cuddles. I guess this is how I will be answering my emails and SextP*nther texts

"Are you playing with your pussy right now?"
"Unfortunately yes"

Busy day, catching up on some emails

Changed out of my trusty Rasputina tee since I am giving a presentation in class tonight. We shall see if we can keep Monkey off the call long enough to do that uninterrupted

In a suicide prevention training so actually happy for his company this time

Finishing up the last meeting of the day. Thankfully he is mostly out of frame when the camera is aimed at my face.

Watching a lecture

I need to answer emails but he needs forehead kisses. Also, yes, I live in this sweatshirt now.

Me: Time to get back to answering work emails and editing content
Monkey: Time to get back to helping

(side note: wow I really wear this shirt a lot)

Monkey said go to bed

Still in my PJs and really need to get dressed and go food shopping but--