THREAD: Bazalwane, being lazy (ukuvilapha) is an illness that dates back to the days of the bubonic plaque. It is okay to be that lazy relative/friend at functions HOWEVER...

...once you diagnose yourself there is only one treatment, MONEY. To not be a nuisance and annoy everyone, your pocket cannot be lazy too. Pick a struggle.

Walk in with a plastic bag in each hand and say the famous line, "wey'ngane ngicela nikhiphe o-plastic ebhuthini". With that, you are allowed to be pretty and kill everyone with jokes and anecdotes whilst they work.

In fact, when your pocket is not lazy, you are not called lazy, the term is "tired and overworked". So, hustle, study or something.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.