I am taking a beating in a private telegram from @cryptofitch and @ZanzibarVenturz over my disdain for Thin Mints, which I believe are one of the worst cookies that have ever plagued my unlucky taste buds.

The worst argument for Thin Mints is "how good they are if you put them in the freezer," as if cold and crunchy dog food is more appetizing than room temperature dog food.

The very fact that you have to change the temperature of a cookie to make it palatable is an indictment.

You know what would make an amazing cookie?

Crest toothpaste.

Because that's a Thin Mint. A toothpaste cookie.