The Joe Biden cho-cho tour got off to an odd start yesterday

“Hello Cleveland, don’t jump”

Yelled Joe to about 25 people that were so far way they looked like ants
Then the ultimate fear of any campaign happened, the sign fell - Biden is running for President, this doesn’t happen in a bad City Council race
Then a train went by and the “train guy” that is on a cho-cho tour was distracted as hell by it

LOUD NOISES!
After 13 lifeless minutes Biden puts a lid on his talk, doesn’t say God Bless America, and forgets his campaign slogan

“Keep the faith, we’re coming back”
To cap it all off, Biden shuffles away and forgets where he put his mask. This is cringeworthy.

Who is staffing this trainwreck?
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