SUMMER: PIT STAINZ & STANK & GROSS FLIP-FEET & MELANOMA 4EVAH WOOOOO

AUTUMN: (claps hands) My attendants!

(CIDER, CRISPNESS and LAYERING appear): Yeah, boss?

AUTUMN (indicates SUMMER with a grand flourish that billows her wizard sleeves): Show. It. Out.
(CIDER & LAYERING drag SUMMER away)
SUMMER: I'LL BE BACK! WHEREVER SWEAT RUNS DOWN AN ASS-CRACK, YOU WILL FIND ME! WHEREVER THERE ARE GROSS TOES ON FLIP-FLOP DUDES, I'LL BE THERE!
FALL: Bye Felicia
(WINTER & SPRING appear)
WINTER: Is he gone?
FALL: Yep. For now.
SPRING: I don't like it. He's getting stronger and stronger every year. Bolder.
WINTER: Douche-ier.
FALL: Don't think about it. Enjoy the party. I'll ask Sportcoat to send the light apps out. And that’s Jaunty Scarf behind the bar. He makes a mean Manhattan.
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