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[30 years into the future]
me: you know netflix used to send films by post
my amazon smart watch: 0.3% Productivity loss detected. Hourly rate reduced to $1.12 for 7m21s. Please refrain from talking on the packing line. Please say "Productivity" to acknowledge
me: productivity
me: you know netflix used to send films by post
my amazon smart watch: 0.3% Productivity loss detected. Hourly rate reduced to $1.12 for 7m21s. Please refrain from talking on the packing line. Please say "Productivity" to acknowledge
me: productivity
me, returning from a 7.49hour on-demand shift, spending my Amazon Prime points to open the rv in the car park outside the fulfilment center: Alexa, set an alarm for 3 hours
the smart appliance inside the rv: Warning, sleeping less than 4 hours may put health insurance at risk
the smart appliance inside the rv: Warning, sleeping less than 4 hours may put health insurance at risk
my coworker, appearing two hours later: I didn& #39;t qualify for on-site rest today.
me, counting the words on my fingers: Sure, Come in
my amazon smart watch: Over ten words exchanged. Potential Union activity detected. Say "Productivity" to upload audio log.
me: productivity
me, counting the words on my fingers: Sure, Come in
my amazon smart watch: Over ten words exchanged. Potential Union activity detected. Say "Productivity" to upload audio log.
me: productivity
me: Alexa, how long until I can use the toilet?
my amazon smart watch: You must complete another 18m13s of work. You can upgrade with prime points, or smart plasma.
me: Plasma
my watch: You cannot donate blood plasma for another 8m12s.
my amazon smart watch: You must complete another 18m13s of work. You can upgrade with prime points, or smart plasma.
me: Plasma
my watch: You cannot donate blood plasma for another 8m12s.
[coda]
people are going "grim future" but in truth, this is closer to the present for many people fighting their way out of poverty
most of the stuff i& #39;m referencing here is already a few years old. it& #39;s just distributed unevenly so far https://twitter.com/tef_ebooks/status/1311682361864663041">https://twitter.com/tef_ebook...
people are going "grim future" but in truth, this is closer to the present for many people fighting their way out of poverty
most of the stuff i& #39;m referencing here is already a few years old. it& #39;s just distributed unevenly so far https://twitter.com/tef_ebooks/status/1311682361864663041">https://twitter.com/tef_ebook...
