My thoughts on zodiac signs...because I’m bored 🥱
*a thread*
Aries:
I LOVE YALL. SOLID ASF...there is nothing airy or flaky about them. Fun asf and down to earth...dumb as a bag of dicks when they are in love, high key aggressive & HILARIOUS 🤣 always talking shit 😂😂 horny 25/8.
Leo:
The Regina George of the zodiac Annoying ASFF. Always want attention and HATERS. Gets jealous very easily and competitive asf. Dark humor and very fun to go out with...crackhead energy💁🏾‍♀️ never a dull moment.
Sagittarius:
Will talk your head off. Some of the most damaged ppl with the biggest hearts. Gives great advice, comedians on accident 😂😂 hyper ASF, very spontaneous, fun to be around and hangout with. Very open minded and Will speak they minds... I love y’all 😌.
Cancers:
GREAT taste in style. Very nice and give good advice. MANIPULATIVE ASF and can be judgmental. Emotional mess and plays wayyyyy too much. Solid and very caring & nurturing 💪🏾REAL ONES.
Pisces:
Gullible ASFFF 🤣 they got a mouth on them but can’t take the heat back💀 and can be manipulative. Can be too sensitive and take everything personally 🥱 tough on the outside but VERY soft on the inside 😗.
Scorpio:
The females are BITTER bitches and get intensely jealous very easily. They are very childish and negative. Real HATERS. The males cool asf and comfortable to be around🤣🤣 high key crazy 💀😭 always down for a good time 😉.
Virgo:
Blunt asf and can be bitter asf. Will talk down on your ideas just to steal them 🥴 Sarcastic asf and moody asf. Wanna be OCD so bad. ALWAYS COMPLAINING and ASSHOLES. But they fun to party with 🤙🏾.
Taurus:
BORING as hell...Loud asf and Has to have the last word 🙄. Speaks without thinking and will never stfu. Cares too much of what ppl think. Good asf at clowning ppl 😂 chill and very observant. STUBBORN ASF and Forever hungry 💀😂.
Capricorn:
BOSSES. I love y’all...down to earth and always down to do something fun...about they coins but high key aggressive and controlling 💀💀 sensitive asf and tries so hard to hide it. The man are ASSHOLES!
Libra:
Very friendly...a little too friendly and super NAIVE. Always positive and fun to be around. Charming but little hoes😅 very cool and caring ppl. Big hearts but will break yo heart 10 times.
Gemini:
Always on go😂😂 cool dudes and fun asf to be around (you will never be bored with them) always a good time never a dull moment 💁🏾‍♀️ social butterflies and moody asf. I can vibe with all their personalities 🤣.
Aquarius:
Their way or the highway 🤷🏾‍♀️ speaks sarcasm fluently. Nonchalant and aloof. Blunt, Headstrong, moody asf, stubborn asf, and very sensitive...feels things very deeply. SUPER chill and laid back and gets bored easily. HUGE egos. FREAKS.

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