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My thoughts on zodiac signs...because I’m bored 
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*a thread*
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Aries:
I LOVE YALL. SOLID ASF...there is nothing airy or flaky about them. Fun asf and down to earth...dumb as a bag of dicks when they are in love, high key aggressive & HILARIOUShttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> always talking shit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> horny 25/8.
I LOVE YALL. SOLID ASF...there is nothing airy or flaky about them. Fun asf and down to earth...dumb as a bag of dicks when they are in love, high key aggressive & HILARIOUS
Leo:
The Regina George of the zodiac Annoying ASFF. Always want attention and HATERS. Gets jealous very easily and competitive asf. Dark humor and very fun to go out with...crackhead energyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💁🏾♀️" title="Frau verrät sich (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau verrät sich (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> never a dull moment.
The Regina George of the zodiac Annoying ASFF. Always want attention and HATERS. Gets jealous very easily and competitive asf. Dark humor and very fun to go out with...crackhead energy
Sagittarius:
Will talk your head off. Some of the most damaged ppl with the biggest hearts. Gives great advice, comedians on accidenthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> hyper ASF, very spontaneous, fun to be around and hangout with. Very open minded and Will speak they minds... I love y’all https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">.
Will talk your head off. Some of the most damaged ppl with the biggest hearts. Gives great advice, comedians on accident
Cancers:
GREAT taste in style. Very nice and give good advice. MANIPULATIVE ASF and can be judgmental. Emotional mess and plays wayyyyy too much. Solid and very caring & nurturinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💪🏾" title="Angespannter Bizeps (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Angespannter Bizeps (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">REAL ONES.
GREAT taste in style. Very nice and give good advice. MANIPULATIVE ASF and can be judgmental. Emotional mess and plays wayyyyy too much. Solid and very caring & nurturing
Pisces:
Gullible ASFFFhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> they got a mouth on them but can’t take the heat backhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> and can be manipulative. Can be too sensitive and take everything personally https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥱" title="Gähnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Gähnendes Gesicht"> tough on the outside but VERY soft on the inside https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😗" title="Kussgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kussgesicht">.
Gullible ASFFF
Scorpio:
The females are BITTER bitches and get intensely jealous very easily. They are very childish and negative. Real HATERS. The males cool asf and comfortable to be aroundhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> high key crazy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> always down for a good time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">.
The females are BITTER bitches and get intensely jealous very easily. They are very childish and negative. Real HATERS. The males cool asf and comfortable to be around
Virgo:
Blunt asf and can be bitter asf. Will talk down on your ideas just to steal themhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> Sarcastic asf and moody asf. Wanna be OCD so bad. ALWAYS COMPLAINING and ASSHOLES. But they fun to party with https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤙🏾" title="„Ruf mich an!” (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: „Ruf mich an!” (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">.
Blunt asf and can be bitter asf. Will talk down on your ideas just to steal them
Taurus:
BORING as hell...Loud asf and Has to have the last wordhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">. Speaks without thinking and will never stfu. Cares too much of what ppl think. Good asf at clowning ppl https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> chill and very observant. STUBBORN ASF and Forever hungry https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">.
BORING as hell...Loud asf and Has to have the last word
Capricorn:
BOSSES. I love y’all...down to earth and always down to do something fun...about they coins but high key aggressive and controllinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> sensitive asf and tries so hard to hide it. The man are ASSHOLES!
BOSSES. I love y’all...down to earth and always down to do something fun...about they coins but high key aggressive and controlling
Libra:
Very friendly...a little too friendly and super NAIVE. Always positive and fun to be around. Charming but little hoeshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß"> very cool and caring ppl. Big hearts but will break yo heart 10 times.
Very friendly...a little too friendly and super NAIVE. Always positive and fun to be around. Charming but little hoes
Gemini:
Always on gohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> cool dudes and fun asf to be around (you will never be bored with them) always a good time never a dull moment https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💁🏾♀️" title="Frau verrät sich (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau verrät sich (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> social butterflies and moody asf. I can vibe with all their personalities https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">.
Always on go
Aquarius:
Their way or the highwayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏾♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> speaks sarcasm fluently. Nonchalant and aloof. Blunt, Headstrong, moody asf, stubborn asf, and very sensitive...feels things very deeply. SUPER chill and laid back and gets bored easily. HUGE egos. FREAKS.
~Saved the best for lasthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">~
Their way or the highway
~Saved the best for last
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