my weird n scary dreams: a thread
tw // death , violence , guns , drugs

1. there was an auction for a type of cheese that makes it easier for mutated giant cows to eat. i was bidding against a girl who said who said her thing was impressions and some stuck up rich boy and he won the bid. the cheese was to be harvested in an clinically obese old +

man who was dying so they moved him to the hospital where he started to turn into cheese completely so they had to get the cheese out as quick as possible. idk if they get the cheese did my dream ended there

2. Beyoncé was Batman and she chased down these two kids in the bat mobile that turned into a plane to this cabin in field. for some reason she was trying to kill them but then when she nearly had one,
he tried to jump off the second floor and she tried to save him by grabbing +

his whole head but he fell and died. the father came later with the cops and Queen B broke the news and said to him “unexpected things happen. i didn’t expect to be Batman. you didn’t expect your 10 year old son to die. sucky things happen.” and then she flew off

3. my old teacher had a bunch of kittens and was giving them away and i wanted one but i couldn’t because my mums allergic and i was really sad. then there was a Christmas fair at the school even tho it was spring and my friend and their random friend took me to a secret place +

and we talked and they sent me to this little village place but i didn’t know what i was doing. i then saw bombs and realised ‘oh they want me blow up this little village’ but i couldn’t just commit genocide so i killed my friend and the other person instead

4. the Glee kids were in my school and people in my year were split into groups and we had to do a treasure hunt around a mall and i was the captain of team A but nobody was listening to me except for Brittany and we were really getting along and i was slightly falling in love +

with her and Santana was jealous and she beat my ass

5. i was trapped in a big building at my old school and helped the FBI catch a drug smuggler and he’d hidden drugs and guns in the building. i hid my sniper and i shot him from really high and found a bunch of drugs and the cops hired me as a detective at 16 years old

6. an army of topless men chased me down the street. that’s it. that’s the dream.

7. this one’s way too long so let’s just say it involved me, Kristen Wiig, Matt Bomer and Spencer from iCarly with a mass murder, schizophrenia, musicals, giant robot spiders, time travel and body mutilation

idk if this thread is problematic or inappropriate to tweet if u think it is tell me and i’ll delete it but these were just my dreams and i thought it’d be funny to share them, but as u can see my mind works in mysterious ways