live thread fuck it
playing phoenix wright ace attorney

i like how as soon as the game begins capcom is like
"yooo death lol"

good start

dude

MUSIC BANGING DOE

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET THE NAME OF THE VICTIM?

gotta think about this for a moment

god i wish i did

bro got a nice haircut

yeah

just realized how braindead i am lmao

"when guac is extra"

i'm stupid lol

back at the testimony, ready to fuck up again

man i love time

LMAOO GET FUCKED

dude giving people death threats in a fucking courtroom great plan man

HOLY SHIT HE FUCKING DIED IN THE COURTROOM

I JUST SAVED YOUR ASS FROM BEING GUILTY WHY ARE YOU CRYING

HORNY HORNY HORNY HORNY

nice

L

ｈｅｌｌｏ

insert dick joke

oh hey

PHONE
GIVE

twitch streamer lookin ass

what the fuck he got more tiddy than me

let us begin

ok

dude

doing it for the vine

why the fuck did the tit bounce
who was the horny bastard that animated that

LITERAL TWITCH E-GIRL WHAT THE FUCK

someone kill this bitch

lol fuck the e-girl

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF https://twitter.com/ItDoBeJama/status/1311614911114407939

yeah because you are a bitch lmao

quotes that bring me nothing but pain

BRO THE FUCK YOU MEAN "You didn't ask" ??

horny jail

not really

must.. not.. do it for.. the vine.....

fuck this dude

BRO WHAT

SLIDE TO THE LEFT
SLIDE TO THE RIGHT

"lmao don't care about your stomach problems still sending yo ass to prison"

i was wondering when the broken pieces would be used lol

me when nobody laughs at my funny sex jokes

what the fuck everyone has honkers now

I AM GOING TO FUCKING PUNT YOU LIKE A FOOTBALL I SWEAR TO GOD

GET FUCKED

the thread will be paused for a short amount of time.

smash time is coming soon.

So, passed out like.. minutes after making this tweet lmao.

i'll continue the thread in a sec.

soda: cracked open
my will to live: slowly fading away

yup, it's courtroom hours

yeah and i don't know about your fucking nuts shush

completely disregard any jokes i made

let me punch the woman

he got a nice haircut truth be told

okay "dick"

what the fuck maya

HOW FUCKING MANY

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING WHAT THE FUCK

sick outline bro

WHO

photo get

time to cuck him again

OH GOD DAMNIT THE OLD CUCK IS HERE

THIS IS A FUCKING COURTROOM NOT KINDERGARTEN
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORY ABOUT HOW YOU GOT FIVE MEN TO FUCK YOUR ASS IN A GOD DAMN COURTROOM

man you should've backed out when you had the chance

he's not gonna let you suck his dick shut up

MY MAN WHY DID YOU TAKE THIS TRIAL

gonna save this image for later

indeed

SOMEONE SHUT THE OLD WOMAN UP FUCKK

the bitch was so annoying it put the thread on hold

i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not saying it i'm not sa

WHAT THE FUCK
REDDITORS EXIST IN THE AA UNIVERSE??

SHE'S 17

Dee Vasquez
Deez Vasque

DEEZ NUTS

this man is a literal pedophile i stg

not you again

CHILD

zack and

yooo they got pornhub models too
best game

cry little bitch

MONKEYYYY

WE GOT THE MONKEY DATA

the return of the dead chick

CODY, THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU
"who asked"??? YOU ARE SPEAKING TO A FUCKING MAN WITH POWER AND A WOMAN WITH HONKERS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME INFORMATION

you little cuntbag

WATCH OUT MASHUP ARTISTS, THERE'S A NEW COOL KID ON THE BLOCK

hey dude what's up, here to make my job even harder than it already is?

trial time

bruh

WHO LET THE REDDITOR IN THE COURTROOM

me and you both pal

me when i commit mass murder in Iraq

QHAAHHAHAOLFAKDMFL

you dumbass

i don't care if it's a child or not i've seen people younger than 13 say slurs and shit really think i care if the little bitch boy starts having a tantrum in the courtroom? no, i don't, fuckin' senile bitch.

if i was doing this thread months ago i would be able to make a pogchamp joke.

but it's october 2020, i'm not THAT unfunny.

proceeds to start forest fires #like a boss

me

bruhv,,, sans is funny,,,,,,,,

wait huh

time to find

god

back on my bullshit, late night phoenix wright time

not making aj oke here n o

here too

have you heard of "kinks" maya?

so wait is gumshoe actually fucking helping us now, like for real??

because HOLY SHIT THANK YOU DUDE

the fuck you doing here

gonna cancel the dead

okay tiddy studio woman time to talk

rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

LET'S GO GUMSHOE

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

oh what

more sane than you'll ever be

pure silence

BRO WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING

fuckin tiddy woman over here talking about how braindead her team was in a tf2 match like bro we get it tf2 players can be incredibly braindead but THIS IS A COURTROOM

EDGEWORTH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ????

GOTEM

hey

the episode titles be like

"Turnabout 47 Crimes committed in Ohio"

OH WHAT THE FUCK?

YOU ARE NOT NORMAL AT ALL

PHOENIX DON'T GIVE HER IDEAS

glad to know gumshoe is officially on our side

that.. does not look like a pistol, gumshoe.

don't know WHAT type of gun it is, but it kinda reminds me of a luger.

ANOTHER WOMAN

GAY

WHAT THE FUCK

LARRY MY MAN

give me the edgeworth lore

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oh hey

Hammond? more like
Hammood.

UHHHHHHH????

damn DL-6? more like "lol make the player sad"

i didn't expect the game to go hard on me but god damnit it did fucking hell it's 5 in the morning

court time

BROOO THE JUDGE IS A PUSSY

MOOD

BROOO THE JUDGE AIN'T A PUSSY ANYMORE

girl what the fuck are you smoking the sky is up not forward

damn we doing this?

hello

putting the thread on hold, smash funny coming in like.. almost an hour

2 in the morning
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

mark my words you will become my next target

please let it be a pipebomb please let it be a pipebomb please let it be a pipebomb please let it be a pipebomb please let it be a pipebomb please let it be a pipebomb please let it be a pipebomb please let it be a pipebomb please let it be a pipebomb please let it be a pipebomb

DOG

DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK THAT ISN'T A NORMAL DOG THAT ISN'T A NORMAL DOG THAT ISN'T A NORMAL DOG THAT ISN'T A NORMAL DOG THAT ISN'T A NORMAL DOG THAT ISN'T A NORMAL DOG THAT ISN'T A NORMAL DOG THAT ISN'T A NORMAL DOG THAT ISN'T A NORMAL DOG THAT ISN'T A NORMAL DOG THAT ISN'T A NORMAL DOG TH

maya do be right

i require info woman

MEG FAMILY GUY??

no shut up

CAN I SAY HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE THIS??
LIKE, WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME?????!??!?

DUDE DOESN'T EVEN FALL INTO THE WATER HE JUST FUCKING FADES OUT OF EXISTENCE

HE'S LIKE POOCHIE FROM THAT ONE FUCKING SIMPSONS EPISODE GOING "I HAVE TO GO NOW, MY PLANET NEEDS ME" BUT INSTEAD OF FLYING AWAY HE TURNS DOWN THE OPACITY FROM 100% TO 0% AND IT'S MAKING ME LOSE MY SHITNAFMFAHANAFAJKFGW

okay back to me playing the game

WHY DOES THE PARROT KNOW ABOUT DL-6?????

I NEED INFO

i'm sad

here we go

NO
NONLBKMGN BG NOT THSIG AHHANHGN

IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING PLE,ASE

larry based

NOOOOOOOO IT FFNABN NA FMQW

not even gonna comment on that

insert joke about the minecraft mob vote here

gonna shoot a kid

we gotta do this again?? damn

nice to see you in court again man

you what

IS HE TRYING TO

DUDE

snagged a pepsi we back

BACK TO CRYING THAT IS FUCK

like actually i'm starting to cry a bit what the fuck

oh god i'm not ready

HUH

I'M NOT READY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I WAS NO READY

I HIT THE NIGHTMARE BY MISTAKE NONONONONOONONONON

I CAME IN GOING "aw hell yeah this is gonna be fucking awesome objection this objection that not guilty bro"

BUT I CAME OUT WITH TEARS COMING FROM MY EYES

MIND EXPLAINING TO ME WHY ARE YOU HERE?

oh what the fuck

MAYA

YOU WHAT

god damnit nick

AAHAHAHHA NICE

gonna rob von karma

lol

EDGEWORTH I JUST FUCKING SAVED YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I'M NOT LETTING YOU GET CUCKED AGAIN

SHUT THE FUCK UP KARMA I HAVE EVIDENCE IT WAS SHOT TWICE

GG

wait hold the fuck on
$38.00?

WAIT

LARRY GOD DAMNIT

gonna cry again

Before i officially end the thread, Allow me to share my thoughts.

To put it lightly, I'm mad i didn't get into the series sooner.
Everything about the game to me is just perfect, From the writing, The gameplay, The music oh my god the music it's so fucking good-

1/2 hopefully

If you haven't already, Please, Do yourself a favor and check it out, I promise it will be worth your time.

not giving it a rating tho i'm not those types of people lmao-

2/2.
END OF THREAD.

wait what

HOLD ON EVERYONE, THE THREAD CONTINUES STARTING NOW

Another day, Another offer

and another day without maya

ｈｅｌｌｏ

okay whoever she is

she's stupid

are you trying to imply you are 15 as of right now?

okay i guess it's time to go to the detention center

ｈｅｌｌｏ

i'm not gonna make this joke fuck off

having a stroke WHO

THEY MADE THE STEPLADDER JOKE AGAIN

i want to make a joke, but for some reason
i can't

WOOOAHHH
3D

welcome back to phoenix wright today we have another woman with honkers

putting this thread on hold, break need