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Entered the family panel and all went well until I was asked the requirements and steps to apply for grant of probate.
I froze.
Then I started sweating..
I was asked why I was sweating? I told the panel I have hyperhidrosis.
They burst out laughing and told me to go...
I froze.
Then I started sweating..
I was asked why I was sweating? I told the panel I have hyperhidrosis.
They burst out laughing and told me to go...
I think I had the hardest question in criminal proceedings to date.
Qn: You are a policeman called to Karamoja. Tourists are arrested with gold, ivory, oil & forged agreements with the M7's signature.
You are tasked to collect evidence & send them to the relevant offices
Qn: You are a policeman called to Karamoja. Tourists are arrested with gold, ivory, oil & forged agreements with the M7's signature.
You are tasked to collect evidence & send them to the relevant offices
pending trial..... proceed.
Me: I first take the ivory to Uganda Wildlife Authority.
Panelist: why?
Me: because we want to test and confirm that the ivory is from elephants in Uganda
*Entire panel bursts out in laughter*
I looked on like:
Me: I first take the ivory to Uganda Wildlife Authority.
Panelist: why?
Me: because we want to test and confirm that the ivory is from elephants in Uganda
*Entire panel bursts out in laughter*
I looked on like:
Me: for the oil, you take it to Ministry of Energy
Panelist: why
Me: to confirm that the oil is from Lake Albert
Entire panel bursts out in laughter again
Then i change my answer and say I'll take the oil to a government chemist
Then they are like
Panelist: why
Me: to confirm that the oil is from Lake Albert
Entire panel bursts out in laughter again
Then i change my answer and say I'll take the oil to a government chemist
Then they are like
Me: for forged signatures, I take to government handwriting expert in Wandegeya
Panel: yes go on
In my mind:
Panel: yes go on
In my mind:
Panel: do you have anything else to add.
Me: no
Panel: OK sir, you are dismissed and free to go
Me:
Me: no
Panel: OK sir, you are dismissed and free to go
Me:
