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1. i get sleepy when i jerk off and that& #39;s how my parents caught me watching porn, i was jerking off to big black cock interracial porn on google images on my Nokia 5130 when i fell asleep, my mom came in and checked my phone. My defense was "it& #39;s ok bc dad also watches porn"
2. my first kiss was in the back of an angkot kalapa-dago. it was also the first time i touched titties. i feel guilty about it bc back then i genuinely loved her and i wished that our first kiss was in a place that& #39;s a bit more proper.
i love oversharing with people on the internet, this is great for my health
3. the first time i sucked cock was in a warnet. i waited for the stupid motherfucker for 15 minutes, we got to the warnet and the guy played probably underaged revenge porn. he came in my mouth and my hands smelled like cock for 2 weeks
4. this one time a girl paused in the middle of sex to play Queen& #39;s Don& #39;t Stop Me Now, and i immediately went soft because i just quite simply do not like Queen.
5. i used to be (still am) insecure about my sexual prowess to the point where it would kind of impair my romantic relationships, i was paranoid, overprotective etc and somewhere along the line i jerked off to my insecurities, and that& #39;s where my love of cuck/ntr bloomed
6. i lost my virginity in a gramedia toilet. when we came out of the toilet people were lining up, again, i regret doing this, i wish our first time is a bit more special.
7. this one time i was fucking in a karaoke room and the mas mas came in and he just walked back out, 5 minutes later he came back in with his friend, only this time i wasn& #39;t fucking, i was getting my dick sucked. paid the guy 150k to keep his mouth shut
8. my first exposure to porn was when some bopung friends opened http://naruto.xxx"> http://naruto.xxx on a warnet computer. the admin found out and scolded us all. i felt shitty for 2 weeks and i thought that the cops would arrest me. i didn& #39;t look up porn by myself until 3 years later
9. i get bored easily during sex and sometimes my mind would wander. this one time i thought of the Pagliacci joke/Rorschach monologue while fucking and i audibly blurted out "good joke,,,, everybody laughed" under my breath, i HOPED my partner didn& #39;t notice
10. i used to not like cuddling with people i& #39;m not romantically attached to, i& #39;m a lot more okay with it nowadays. i had a fuckbuddy stay the night back then, and she cuddled me the entire night, when she left the next morning, i had a panic attack and vomitted.
11. this one time, me and a fuckbuddy were driving around looking for places to do the hanky panky. we found one, i got head and the police came knocking, we both pretended to be asleep, it was all good. we moved to another place, i got head, up in the distance, i saw,, a pocong
12. (not doing a bit) i& #39;ve been having weird sexual dreams and i fear that the ghosts in my room have been using my dick in my sleep and is stealing my sexual energy
kumpulan cerita bruh moment 17+
i& #39;m going to head out for a moment, here& #39;s a short explanation as to how sex works for me, and why i did this thread in the first place
13. Aku perna dimarahin sama bukost dan satpam bc my fuckbuddy back then was too loud. The satpam tattled to the kostan& #39;s other inhabitants, one of which was my supervisor from work. The next day at work my supervisor went "km bawa cewek ya semalem" in front of the other interns
I forgot what exactly happened but a friend asked about how i was like at work and my supervisor went "ah dia mah di kantor aja diem, di kosan berisik"
14. Kinda similar with 7 but this was a bit more enduring bc the security interrogated me for hours, one of their question was "kok bisa ngewe selama itu". Anyway i had to bribe them by giving them my phone. And also full disclosure i do not last that long anymore
15. This one time me and an old fuckbuddy were under the influence,,, she came 27ish times on my cock within??? 30-40ish minutes??? (Yes this is not an L)
16. Ever since i was a child i could remember my parents telling me to stop playing with my peepee. They literally told everyone in the family that i play with my peepee too much, and to stop me if i played w my peepee??? I don& #39;t think it was sexual tho???
17. this one time me and my friend got shitfaced once and we ended up making out, somewhere along the lines she tried to eat my face and i think i puked on her. We don& #39;t talk about this ever.
18. I came and spat on a girl& #39;s face before she went on a date with her boyfriend, she wiped that shit on her skin like it was moisturizer. Her boyfriend later asked her why she smelled funny and she said it was bc the train was cramed and stuffy.
I THINK that& #39;s all i have. Thank u for tuning in
