can’t believe zimzalabim wouldn’t exist if joe biden never became a politician

i can explain this

okay so joe biden becomes a politician -> pete wentz’s parents meet at a biden rally -> they get married and have pete -> pete forms fall out boy -> fob inspires like half of the music industry including being inspiration for bebe rexha -> bebe rexha writes “lucifer” (1/3)

-> sm forms and debuts shinee -> sm purchases “lucifer” -> sm gives this song to shinee -> it becomes arguably their most popular song -> shinee explodes in popularity -> shinee is massively successful -> the success of shinee encourages sm to continue debuting groups -> (2/3)

sm debuts red velvet -> red velvet releases zimzalabim. thank you for reading my thread