Mom never let us have gum, so, when I was 4, I stole some. Brought it home and offered some to my brother and @RepKatiePorter. She immediately ratted me out to my parents. I got a boot in the ass and a 30 mi trip to the store to apologize. If you’re wrong, she’s coming for ya.
I also had to use my Tooth Fairy money to pay for what I’d already eaten. We had amazing parents who were stern but fair. I still remember 36 years later.
Wait, I hadn’t lost any teeth by 4. It was the money Dad paid us for swatting flies. Thought I could cheat the system and rehydrate dead ones from the windowsill. Dad caught on real quick but appreciated my creativity. Going rate was a nickel a fly.
I suppose with inflation it would be a quarter a fly now. That’s how we entertained ourselves and earned money in our 2-story farmhouse with a single window air conditioner. It was that or “walking beans.” Cutting thistles was for punishment. Plenty of that, too.
So, @katieporteroc can appreciate what it’s like to grow up poor. We almost lost our farm in the early 80s and, without insurance, most certainly would have after I became septic and needed a temporary colostomy after a “routine appendectomy.” Mom had to quit working for 4 mo.
Thankfully, Dad had to quit farming and had a job as a loan officer at the bank so we had insurance. Both Jacob and I had our appendices out in 4 years (at age 10). Katie had hers out when she was running for office in 2018. Sure wish I owned Blue Cross.