Alright... I do dumb things but never dumber than buying the 16 page book, “Kissing the Coronavirus”

Here’s your live take on it word by word from me:

Going over the cover... WHY IS IT JUST THE HULK?!?!

Also this is a 18+ book oh my

Tell me this ain’t another white lady in love with the hulk???

Also how much you want to bet here name is Karen

TF IS VIRALEROTICA

Oh what did I do

Okay so her name is Dr. Ashley Ashingtonford

I’m sorry all Ashley’s...

Not sorry for that last name. They must’ve hated you

“stared at the test tube between her fingers, her perfectly pink manicured nails clashing with the pale, bubbling liquid inside.”

Starts with blatant disrespect for PPE and is literally written for white woman

This is a train wreck

TW: sex??? Mentions of male dingaling

Alexa felt a rush of excitement every time she picked up the Corona sample, like a pulsating, erect penis, desperate to unleash its devastation on anyone who touched it.

So Miss Rona be doing something to some of y’all huh

“It had been so long since Alexa had been with a man that the virus was the only thing she could get near to which gave her any sort of thrill.”

This is literally everyone... this does not give grounds to screw a virus???

“And now she held it in her hand. Gripped it tight. She bit her lip. Imagine what she could do with it.”

Idk maybe solve the problem at hand so you can set up a tinder and get some dingaling

“Alexa lowered the test tube and unbuttoned the bottom two poppers on her lab coat. Pop. Pop.”

White woman disrespecting PPE once again

I-

I can’t show y’all these next few lines but omg she-

I-

TW: white women being unnecessarily horny at this point... Also dangerous with lab equipment
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SHE STUCK THE GLASS TUBE UP- EWE

TW: this whole sentence

Like I can’t post this one either omg

TW I cant
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“She twisted the test tube in her grip, ready to push it inside. She’d done this with so many men

Okay so she needs to move to a different area with a better tinder game

DR. GURTLYCHUND SAVED US AND HER AND WAS BLOCKED HER BY NEEDJNG THE SAMPLES.

There are good scientist in this book

Damn she roasted tf outta him...

Called him ugly while she almost out the stuff inside of her for the excitement

She almost asked him to help her Issue but declared him too ugly

Damn...

This book is toxic af

WERE ONLY 16% done

Blatant disrespect for how viruses are made...

Dr. G us from Ohio and was one of the top biochemical-neuro-viral-epidemiologist

Probably has 4 PhDs because he can and like unnecessary titles.

Probably sexist and racist but have one white woman work in his lab for diversity

“But most importantly and worryingly, America.”

Onkk mlk y cause Trump is in charge but even then there’s worse off places.

Remember kids: America is basically a third world country wrapped in a Gucci belt with initiatives that have so many road black they can’t do their job

*only cause. Tf autocorrect do

Oh so the other two on the project got covid... and they didn’t make them shut down??

He marriage material but looked over her cause she’s pretty

Called it. Dr. G is a workaholic that’s also sexist

Can’t tweet this next line but she’s horny for covid again

If only he had a beard?!?!

Covid don’t have a beard and it’s fine for you to lust over?!?!

“Began running them (samples) on a samplometer”

What’s a samplometer??? Asking for me

Holding it (sample of covid) close to her... (chest area)

First will Twitter flag me for saying boobs? Second no

I’m kinshaming anyone with a fetish for viruses

SHE SABOTAGED THE EXPERIMENT TO SCREW A VIRUS

“Even the sound of the virus made her ovaries clash together like cymbals.”

Why

OH NAH SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FINE BUT HE SAID SCREW THE MEDICAL COUNCIL AND WAS TAKING THE VACCINE HIMSELF

HIM BEING SEXIST DR G

Jk she added an extra drop of covid to the vaccine. Why? Idk

HE HAD COVID AND CONTINUED WORKING IN LAB BUT DIDNT TELL HER. WTF.

WERE FINALLY 50% done

DR G NO

He’s convulsing and stands still

He wakes up and she class him...

“Bob, who’s bob?”

Don’t tell me this

Covid made him hot and forget who he was.

He’s also green.

And apparently hot

And covered in bumps like the virus

This is a train wreck

Body couldn’t handle the virus and the vaccine with 1 drop of the virus in it... and it turned him into the hulk

Someone tag Bruce banner and said there is an easier way than gamma ray

“‘You are COVID-19?’ ‘Yes.’ He had a sad expression.”

Why is he sad???

Lmfao she had covid already and was asmyltomatic.

Not a laughing matter but on a serious note oh shit

But then he said she’s immune cause she’s asymptomatic???

No and I will going over this in a later post far away from this one

Oh he had the virus cause of her. Which is why he was sick. Wow. Damn.

MAKE HER FEEL BAD

She wasn’t terrified as she laid her head into this human virus hand

No

“‘He’s gone,’ said the virus. ‘I’m here now.’”

I giggled at this line

“‘What’s your name?’ she asked. ‘Call me Covid,’ he said.”

Your name is Miss Rona... accept it

“So close she could see the details in his face. The spike proteins lapping away from his skin. His lips. So close she could taste them. His tongue, so soft and hot, like a chunk of microwaved fish, sloshing around inside her mouth.”

Y’all can have this one.

“As Covid wrapped her up in his arms like she was the filling in a burrito, she realised that she never wanted to be apart from him. She wanted to spend eternity encased in his warming warmth. Was this… love?”

She worse of than me reading any wattpad book stating Y/n

“She lay still and listened to Covid’s heart. And she closed her eyes. And she rested. And rested. And—”

Last line

The end...

-102837393/10 recommend

Don’t torture yourself

Only thing worse than this book is the debate from last night

I skipped the inappropriate parts cause it was basic also not telling y’all that. Pretty sure y’all know where to insert it.

OMG THIS WAS ALL IN THE LAB. IM CALLING OSHA AND THE CDC

The thing that upsets me the most is that he’s green and not red like the covid pics I’ve been seeing