1 like and I’ll expose my wife @sunfluvr_ cause she thinks I won’t https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">

Will basically just be soft/chaotic/https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht"> things some BTS related some just our dumbasses :)
Me being a small account not thinking this would be liked now having to deal with a panicked wife https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👄" title="Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Mund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">
I mean... I did kinda make a deal tho @sunfluvr_ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😗" title="Kussgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kussgesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👉" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach rechts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach links">
To the two people waiting https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht"> expect a thread tomorrow https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
Also! Majority of these are from the beginning of the year! When we first met. Some are recent, some a few months back :) a lot of these are soft. If you’re scared of gays, this ain’t for you (we’re close like that)
I also call myself out a bit here- but she’s a clown so focus on her https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Verschlafenes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verschlafenes Gesicht">
alright let’s start this thread for those 3 people who wanted ithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❣️" title="Herz Ausrufezeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Herz Ausrufezeichen">
Starting off with my fav snap she made the mistake of sending me because now I use it against her https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
I call domestic wife content. Plus Mention of Taegi because she’s the gi to my Tae
I call this one whipped people culture
That one time she took responsibility for not getting me to sleep before she did and I clowned her about it :)
:) when the flirting began and the gc thought we talked about... questionable things in private- (I stole this one from her story)the last ones just my gay showinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Verschlafenes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verschlafenes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✋" title="Erhobene Hand" aria-label="Emoji: Erhobene Hand">
Whipped people culture pt 2 (LOOK AT HER PRETTY HANDWRITING!!!)
Whipped people culture pt 3. This was the longest we’ve ever stayed up. We didn’t knock out til 5 (me at 6)
This was just her being rude :))))
Rude part 2
Rude part 3 :)))
Now let’s get to the questionable stuff shall we?https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> (photo from her phone)
Just enjoy me exposing her love for her biases and draco
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤭" title="Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✋" title="Erhobene Hand" aria-label="Emoji: Erhobene Hand">
Y’all still here reading this clown act?? Nice ;) it’s entertaining right?
:))))
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Okay that’s all the Clownery for today
Now @sunfluvr_ before you disown me please know that I love you with my whole heart. You’ve grown to be an important person in my life in just a span of a little under a year. I met you on Tae day which already makes the 30th more special than it already is+
Please remember there is a reason we haven’t divorced yet. Even during that prank on Ft. I’ve done some of the stupidest things in my life that I’ve enjoyed thanks to your circus act encouraging it. So don’t divorce me after this thread plshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✋" title="Erhobene Hand" aria-label="Emoji: Erhobene Hand">I can’t lose the gi to my Tae. Ilyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💜" title="Violettes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Violettes Herz">
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