1 like and I’ll expose my wife @sunfluvr_ cause she thinks I won’t 🥰

Will basically just be soft/chaotic/😳 things some BTS related some just our dumbasses :)
Me being a small account not thinking this would be liked now having to deal with a panicked wife 👁👄👁
I mean... I did kinda make a deal tho @sunfluvr_ 😗👉👈
To the two people waiting 🤡 expect a thread tomorrow 🥰❤️
Also! Majority of these are from the beginning of the year! When we first met. Some are recent, some a few months back :) a lot of these are soft. If you’re scared of gays, this ain’t for you (we’re close like that)
I also call myself out a bit here- but she’s a clown so focus on her 😪
alright let’s start this thread for those 3 people who wanted it❣️
Starting off with my fav snap she made the mistake of sending me because now I use it against her ❤️
First the receipts of our marriage cause to remind her she can’t divorce me after this 🤡
Next up that one time the gc was discussing who the Top between us was and I expose her with top lex energy so they’d leave me as the baby😗✌️
I call domestic wife content. Plus Mention of Taegi because she’s the gi to my Tae
I call this one whipped people culture
That one time she took responsibility for not getting me to sleep before she did and I clowned her about it :)
:) when the flirting began and the gc thought we talked about... questionable things in private- (I stole this one from her story)the last ones just my gay showing😪✋
Whipped people culture pt 2 (LOOK AT HER PRETTY HANDWRITING!!!)
Whipped people culture pt 3. This was the longest we’ve ever stayed up. We didn’t knock out til 5 (me at 6)
This was just her being rude :))))
Rude part 2
Rude part 3 :)))
This is just us being clowns 🤡
When I wanted attention and she just😔✋
Now let’s get to the questionable stuff shall we?🥴 (photo from her phone)
Just enjoy me exposing her love for her biases and draco
Y’all still here reading this clown act?? Nice ;) it’s entertaining right?
:))))
Okay that’s all the Clownery for today
Now @sunfluvr_ before you disown me please know that I love you with my whole heart. You’ve grown to be an important person in my life in just a span of a little under a year. I met you on Tae day which already makes the 30th more special than it already is+
Please remember there is a reason we haven’t divorced yet. Even during that prank on Ft. I’ve done some of the stupidest things in my life that I’ve enjoyed thanks to your circus act encouraging it. So don’t divorce me after this thread pls✋I can’t lose the gi to my Tae. Ily💜
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