facts:
- kids are (usually, ~70% but increasing to 85% as they age from 0-5) cute
- kids offer unique and innocent viewpoints on life which bring a childlike joy to the career (or annoyance, 40:60 split)

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also facts:
- kids literally eliminate waste without control and sometimes even when they old and have control they do it just to piss you off
- kids cost MONEY do I look like a fucking sugar daddy?
- kids STINK
- kids make you feel bad without trying, my HS bullies could NEVER

more facts:
- they don’t shut the fuck up EVER
- you’re not allowed to call kids “foul, abhorrent shit spawn” because they’ll tell their teacher
- they’re so fucking stupid! hello Janey is the taxicab metric a valid distance function?? JANEY DOESNT KNOW SHES STUPID

and MORE!:
- addendum: you can make them not stupid... by TEACHING them FOR FREE!! slave labour!! I’m UNQUALIFIED and UNPAID so WHY would I try to share my life knowledge with a penniless sprog???
- they will literally be sick on you and don’t apologise

anyway clearly this doesn’t apply to my mates kids because they’re eternally infallible angels of heaven (TM). But next time you ask my faggy ass why I don’t want to spend thousands on the genesis of my own worst nightmare.... please refer to this thread x