1) It’s been a day, so I feel safe doing a full reaction. Had some kneejerks last night, fueled by bourbon, but after a day to collect myself and focus on other things, I’m good now.

I’ll start with this gem. This is the absolute state of the Democrat prty. https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1311405542703759365
2) Ossoff, if you don’t remember pajama boy millionaire, was the one who lost a special election back in 2017 that the Dems were treating as a surefire part of the upcoming 2018 Blue Wave.

He lost.

And now they’re trying to run him for the Senate.
3) This isn’t the only failed Dem House candidate turned Senate candidate!

Amy McGrath lost to Andy Barr in KY-6 in 2018, another alleged ‘Blue Wave’ flip, and she was a poster child of the Blue Wave. BIDEN came down to stump for her (this is how I knew Biden was running in 20)
4) Now? She’s getting her ass memetically handed to her by @Team_Mitch
5) This is the Democrats. Puffed up losers constantly failing upwards.

I honestly thought Stacy Abrams would be the VP pick BECAUSE she lost the governor race for Georgia.

I forgot that there was a BIGGER LOSER than Abrams.
6) Kamala Harris, who DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO HER HOME STATE IN THE PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES.

How big of a fuckup do you have to be that you can’t even make it to your state? How badly were her polls in California?
7) As of October 8th 2019, per Five Thirty-Eight, KAMALA WAS AT 8.6%

At THAT level, with how the Dem primaries work, she didn’t even reach the threshold to get ANY delegates. She needed to be at 15%. https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/president-primary-d/california/
8) THAT IS WHAT THE DEMOCRAT PARTY IS NOW.

A RACE FOR THE BIGGEST LOSER TO THE HIGHEST POSITION.

Biden lost presidential primaries MULTIPLE TIMES before they settled on him.

That’s right. DEMOCRATS SETTLED ON HIM. They didn’t pick him. He simply was the last loser standing.
9) What did we see out of Biden last night?

We saw a stuttering, mumbling old man who could barely hold himself together, looking PALE AS FUCK BY THE WAY, who had a few prepared statements Wallace seemed to know to not interrupt no matter how off topic they went.
10) Chris Wallace, by the way?

NOBODY LIKES THAT DWEEBY MOTHERFUCKER
11) Do you know what I saw up there?

I saw the two fuckheads representing the same two shitbird groups of neocons and neolibs that have run this country into the fucking ground calling Trump the same things they’ve called him for FOUR FUCKING YEARS.

It didn’t work 4 years ago.
11) Why in the fuck would they think it would work now?

Because they’re losers.

That’s how losers think.

I had a conversation the other day, I was talking to my twitter sempai Mr Montes-Bradley, the great Debradelai. He tells me about how you deal with these lying shitbirds
12) What they do is they slam down lie after lie after lie at you, just a constant stream of utter indefensible horseshit that anyone with two neurons to rub together would see as bullshit.

What you don’t do, is you don’t get caught up trying to pick apart every fucking lie.
13) There’s too many, and it leaves you open for them to fire more lies at you. You expose your flank for a small gain. It’s showing weakness.

Instead, you have to be a predator.

See, human minds are good. They’re good at spotting one thing in particular, because we are hunters
14) We are fucking GREAT at spotting when someone is running away. Our feral fucking reptile brains go ‘POUNCE! POUNCE ON THAT SCARED LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!’
15) So you pick out of all their fucking lies one. It just has to be one. And then you fucking SLAM THEM on that one point and send them SCRAMBLING.

It only takes one to send them scrambling.
16) “Hunter took 3.5 million from the wife of the mayor of moscow.”

Biden fled.

“You’re going to pack the supreme court.”

Biden fled.

“You’re stupid.”

Biden fled.

“Denounce antifa.”

Biden fled.

“You’re for the green new deal.”

Biden fled.

BIDEN KEPT FLEEING.
17) Trump did not flee once. He took every hit on the chin and swung back.

He swung back so hard Wallace had to jump in to keep Biden from folding like a wet paper bag, all the while Biden fled.

That’s what happens when FUCKING LOSERS can’t stand up for themselves.
18) You want to know why the Telemundo poll broke for Trump 66-33?

Because they didn’t see Trump flee, but they saw Biden flee.

Biden talking into a camera uninterrupted insulting Trump isnt making Trump flee. Not when you know Trump’s going to land another haymaker right after
19) This is not your high school debates. This is not some idealized debate where you can complete your verbal smackdown in one complete uninterrupted line. You can’t lay out your points. You can’t structure your argument.
20) This is the fucking Thunderdome, and deep down, the first 20 minutes, EVERYONE LOVED IT.

We WANT to see blood. We are Americans. We want to see a fucking FIGHT. We want to see them get in each other’s faces and SHOUT.

Bitchface Wallace and Biden couldn’t handle that.
21) The minute Trump said, ‘Am I debating you or Biden?’ to Wallace, it was OVER.

Both of those pricks were sent fleeing.

The rest was them up on their cliff ledges of ‘propriety’ staying out of reach of Trump squawking and preening, until Trump threw rocks at their heads.
22) Do I care Biden was wired up with super contacts or earpieces or whatever?

FUCK NO.

I don’t because it’s too late, AND IT DIDNT FUCKING SAVE BIDEN.

Do I care Wallace was on Biden’s side?

No because its too late AND IT DIDN’T FUCKING SAVE BIDEN.
23) Do I care that the Commission on Presidential Debates now has to HANDICAP TRUMP FURTHER to try and make the debates fair?

No, because IT WON’T FUCKING SAVE BIDEN.
24) Biden is a LOSER. He proved himself a LOSER. He picked A BIGGER LOSER AS HIS RUNNING MATE. His party PROMOTES LOSERS.

Losers don’t win unless they’re against other losers.

Trump’s not a loser.

And so Biden will lose.

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