A thread of my thoughts on Hades, or as I like to call it, “I didn’t have Daddy issues before but I guess I do now”

1. Where’s Apollo

I’m very offended that my Greek godly parent (as assigned to me by a 2012 Camp Halfblood quiz) has been EXCLUDED but I’m happy that Aphrodite is here and not treated as a joke

2. Everyone is hot and my heart ACHES

All I need is for Megaera to know I am free on Saturday and that I need her to hang out with me on Saturday when I am free

3. God Mode is literally the only thing that gets me through this game because Lord knows I am TERRIBLE at video games (but refuse to stop playing them)

I love that they implemented a mode that promotes enjoying the story without unnecessary grinding. Sometimes you just wanna play for the story and that’s okay! Regardless of what dudebros tell you, games are meant to be FUN