article about my Shut the Fuck Up stickers is out. the reporter during the interview was diligent, but it seems like her editor declawed the final piece, burying the lede that Be the Light dude claimed he followed me home to masturbate outside my window https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2020/09/30/45565121/a-quiet-seattle-street-war-waged-by-two-stickers
i feel that’s the more interesting angle on this whole “sticker war” song and dance, that the dude posted on his facebook that he was going to kidnap and possibly murder my pets, but that’s just me. i have bulletproof receipts and will be posting them today in this thread
not intentionally trying to put it off, today is just crunch day and i have a lot to do besides my favorite thing to do: absolutely obliterating a deserving target in a salacious twitter thread
i do appreciate the descriptions of my superior sticker blotting out the horrid “be the light” stickers completely as the article progresses. i didn’t see it that way but i’m glad that’s how it appeared to others. i didn’t do that stickering, everyone just hates “be the light”
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