Here is my belated debates commentary.

Actually I'm not even going to comment.

I'm just going to quote their own words, one quote per tweet in the thread below.

"The party is me. Right now, I am the Democratic Party. I am the Democratic Party right now." - Joe Biden

"First of all, I guess I'm debating you not him. But that's OK, I'm not surprised." - Donald Trump, to Chris Wallace

"Here's the deal. I got very lucky, I'm going to get very lucky tonight as well. Tonight I'm going to make sure. Because... here's the deal." - Joe Biden

"You graduated last in your class, not first in your class." - Donald Trump

"I have no idea what this clown is doing." - Joe Biden

"I had a choice. Do I let my people run it really well? Or badly? If I run it badly they'll probably blame him but they'll blame me..." - Donald Trump

"He has executive orders that have no power." - Joe Biden

"Are you gonna pack the court? Are you gonna pack the court?" - Donald Trump

"Will you shut up man?" - Joe Biden

"Who is on your list Joe? Who is on your list? You're gonna pack the court but you're not gonna give a list." - Donald Trump

"That was really a productive segment wasn't it. Keep yapping man." - Joe Biden

"The people understand Joe. In 47 years you've done nothing. They understand." - Donald Trump

"He said it is what it is. Well it is what it is because you are who you are, that's why it is." - Joe Biden

"You didn't think we shoulda closed our country because you thought it was too - it was terrible!" - Donald Trump

"I don't trust him at all, nor do you, I know you don't." - Joe Biden

"We have the military all set up. Logistically, they're all set up. We have the military that delivers soldiers and they can do 200,000 a day." - Donald Trump

"He panicked or he just looked at the stock market. One of the two. Because guess what. A lot of people died. And a lot more people are going to die unless he gets a lot smarter or a lot quicker." - Joe Biden

"There's nothing smart about you Joe." - Donald Trump

"He doesn't have a plan. If I were running it I'd know what the plan is." - Joe Biden

"Tell it to Nancy Pelosi. And Schumer, crying Chuck." - Donald Trump

"He sits on his golf course." - Joe Biden

"You probably play more than I do, Joe." - Donald Trump

"You did a great thing by shutting it down." - Joe Biden

"Let me shut you down for a second Joe." - Donald Trump

"He did not say the opposite." - Joe Biden

"Nobody shows up to his rallies." - Donald Trump

"Do I get my time back?" - Joe Biden

"I'm the one that brought back football." - Donald Trump

"Because you weren't President screwing things up." - Joe Biden

"I don't want to pay tax." - Donald Trump

"By the way I'm going to eliminate significant numbers of tax. I'm going to make the corporate tax 28%, it shouldn't be 21%. You have 19 companies, 91 companies, I mean federal, in the Fortune 500 who don't pay a single penny in tax" - Joe Biden

"No, you're a number 2." - Donald Trump

"He talks about the art of the deal. China's perfected the art of the steal." - Joe Biden

"China ate your lunch Joe." - Donald Trump

"I'll give you the list of the people who testified. You've already fired most of them because they did a good job." - Joe Biden

"My family lost a fortune by coming down and helping out with government." - Donald Trump

"The reason I got in the race is for most people, close your eyes, remember what those people look like coming out of the fields carrying torches, their veins bulging, spewing bile" - Joe Biden

"What is peaceful protest?" - Donald Trump

"This is ridiculous." Joe Biden

"Are you in favour of law and order?" - Donald Trump

"I'm in favour of law, you following it, and a little bit of order" - Joe Biden

"Look at what's going on in Chicago where 53 people were shot and 8 died shot!" - Donald Trump

"He wouldn't know a suburb unless he took a wrong turn" - Joe Biden

"Name one group that supports you. Name one group that came out and supported you. Go ahead. Think. We have time. No, no, think about it." - Donald Trump

"I don't hold public office now." - Joe Biden

"I'm willing to do anything." - Donald Trump

"Antifa is an idea not an organisation" - Joe Biden

"You oughta be careful with them. They'll overthrow you." - Donald Trump

"I've gone head to head with Putin and made it clear we're not going to take any of his stuff." - Joe Biden

"You're Putin's best friend." - Donald Trump

"We're going to build an economy that in fact is going to provide for the ability of us to take 4 million buildings & make sure they in fact are weatherised in a way that in fact they will emit significantly less gas than oil because the heat will not be going out" - Joe Biden

"They wanna rip down buildings and rebuild the buildings, its the dumbest most ridiculous - where airplanes are out of business, where two-car systems are out, they wanna take out the cows too" - Donald Trump

"What its going to do is create thousands and millions of jobs" - Joe Biden

"You make up a lot of things" - Donald Trump

"The final question is, I can't remember which with all his rantings, it was a little too much" - Joe Biden

The following 20 mins basically goes "Blah blah blah mail-in ballots are fraud" "Blah blah blah no they're not" "Blah blah blah yes they are" "Blah blah blah no they're not" then the wives get to come to their husbands, smile & say nothing, then leave, cos they're basically props

And with that, the grand farce of democracy completes.

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