Cyclops: Everyone check-in. Over.

Storm: Your honor, I'm a freak bitch. Over
Shard: handcuffs, leashes. Over.
Jubilee: Switch my wig. Over.
Cyclops: Make him feel like he cheatin'... Alright, move out.

Professor X: I just think it's unprofessional.

Storm: See, it's that uppity, sweater tied over the shoulders, Frazier Crane attitude having ass shit that keeps you out the fucking group chat, Charles.

Cyclops: You know he tucks his dress shirts into his underwear too, right?

Guard: YOU'RE THAT X-MEN MUTANT! I BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME TO SAY THIS TO YOUR FACE!

Beast: *sigh* Yeah.

Guard: The feet pics on your Only Fans changed my life, bro. You're a god damn artist.

Beast: Not goin' lie, I pictured this going differently.

Storm: I didn't leave a teammate behind... I outran them. Listen, I got no problem going against villains, criminals, and corrupt politicians but i specifically said if you send me on a mission dealing with supernatural ghost shit that this would happen... it happened

Beast: -He said my feet pics got him and his partner through a really tough time. They're actaully breaking me out tonight.

Storm: See, aren't you glad you took my advice to make an Only Fans?

Rogue: I love how you match a book to the theme of the feet pics. So tasteful.

Jubilee: *reads score* Ugh, yall win

Storm: How you get so good at spades Scott?

Cyclops: I was raised in a predominately Black orphanage. I let a friend down once and got the books wrong. To this day I can still hear him sucking his teeth in disappointment. I vowed never again

Beast: Oh, you can't stack Draw +4 or +2 cards in Uno
Storm: Since the fuck when?
Beast: Uno officially said it

Cyclops: Not to me, see they dunno how to play they own game

Beast: Guys, as a doctor in-
Storm: DON'T NOBODY CARE HOW MANY FUNKY ASS PhDS YOU GOT, HANK! You wrong