dumb personal story time, let me yell into the abyss:

So my crush, calls his parents, mommy and daddy okay? THAT BIT IS IMPORTANT REMEMBER THAT

we're also like really close and we're in the same squad and all and everybody knows that I get on and off crushes on this guy ok?

(also no he isn't the crush behind my pining crush bkdk thread that's a different guy and I had another thread dedicated to him HAHAHA)

We're so close that I'm one of the first people he invites over for any parties his family hosts, I get to join PLATONIC sleepovers too!

THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE TOO!
(But was I busy quietly pining over him during those sleepovers? unfortunately for some of them yes)

We became so close that eventually I befriended his parents too ugh and for this to make sense I would need to explain my crush's personality

okay imagine todoroki yeah? + witty sense of humor, the best taste in music and then add in a cup of activism

god he's perfect isnt he? but that's just my infatuation talking

did I mention we're childhood friends who bicker a lot and I used to bully him as a kid???

no?? bkdk?? bkdk.

uhhh I used to bully him because he was cute and he had long eyelashes and he was smaller than me. Now karma hit me hard and he's taller than me and I'm pining over him on my fucking anitwt

SO anyways when I was 15 I befriended his parents after like idk 8 years of friendship??

His dad would bully me and I would bully him too which was fun and his mom HDKSBDISDBIS

so remember how I said i get invited over every party??? his mom noticed that and was basically like

"ok you're the one incharge of handing out the rest of the invitations to your friends now cause [crush] is too socially constipated for that"

so whenever they have a party she tells me instead and hsbdisbdjd sometimes my crush doesn't even know they were going to have a party

they own like this big grocery in my town that's always full of people, like there's a literal line outside sometimes and sometimes my mom sends me over to buy shit. I dont wanna be rude to others nor make use of my connection to them so I wait in like a good girl

well that's usually my plan, it's like she has this sixth sense and she goes out of the store for some shit and she sees me there waiting in line and she calls me over and lets me in IFNSIBXDIFB

I thought that would be the end of it

but no she insist on joining me and shows me where the stuff I need
("what's next on the list?"
"...spaghetti noodles.."
"LET'S GO TO AISLE 7, THERE'S A PACKAGE DEAL TOO.")

and then in between that shit she would ask me how I'm doing, did crush tell me anything, or when am i

going to visit or have a sleepover with friends next time (keep in mind this happened like 6 years ago ok HAHAHA)

and then she goes like "You know, I'm glad you're friends with [crush]. I feel like you're my adopted daughter now. You should call me mommy!

And maybe! I can be your mommy for real when you marry my son!"

I fucking flatlined then and there ICNSIDNDJDJ

so now, for the past 6 years, even tho his son and I are just friends </3 she insists on me calling her mommy

("Hi aunty-"
"mommy"
".... ok mommy good evening [crush] wanted me to tell you that his phone is dead and he'll be out late"
"ok! I'll entrust him too you!")

ugh. at least I wont have to worry about scary in laws if we do end up dating JFNSIXNDJD HAHAHAHA AS IF WE'D DATE THO </3

OKAY THAT'S IT WITH DUMB STORIES WITH WEEB this is me yeeting my feelings into the abyss