Ight so boom. I’m dead heading to LAX. They closing the gate so I’m like oh well. Leave me. I wanna go home anyway! Boarding door is closed so I call CS and they call ops to let me on the plane
The Rude GA put me in like row 4 in the middle seat but the lead is like nah boo https://twitter.com/belikebrie/status/1311334255537070080

Go to theExit row! I sit and I’m like oh this man fine as hell. I ain’t have no makeup on this day, and my wig was leaning cause I just woke up from my nap in the crew room. Anyway, he gets up to help me with my big ass suitcase. Y’all know I’m the bag lady.
He tells me he likes my freckles, blah blah blah. I’m OPEN! I’m smiling and shit cause I got someone to talk to for this flight. He pull out and iPad and ask if I want to watch a movie so I’m like sure
He got hella shit downloaded on the iPad so It’s lit

He talking so its really no point in watching the movie so we play helix jump. He plays, I play. Winner gets a prize. I was hoping it was money cause he had two shoes full of 100 dollar bills in his duffel bag lol I’m like oh he do fraud. Clearly.
He tells me he’s going to LA to see some people. I tell him I’m flying to Oakland but I come right back so I’ll be in LAX for the night. He’s like bet let’s link up. The crew keeps walking by and staring at me so I’m like what they know that I don’t know cause at this point
Every fa stares and then goes to the front to talk. I walk to the front and I’m like what’s tea cause y’all being real suspect. They ask if I know him cause we look real cozy and I’m like no lol just met him. They tell me he got on with the woman in 30 and 3 kids 




I go back to my seat and put headphones on cause I’m not a home wrecker and the braids under my wig looked crusty as fuck so if his shorty was to pull my shit off it was going to be a rough day for me 
I had lil baby dreads under that wig.


He’s like why you so quiet? What your friends say? I’m like oh they said you got on the plane with that woman in the back and all of those kids. He laughs and says it’s a lie. Mean whole The crew is looking at the manifest to see if they’re married

He’s like nah that’s not it. I know her but we not together. Our kids play football together but she couldn’t afford it so I paid for her son to come out to camp and I sponsored the other kid. Only one is mine. 


I’m like yeah ight. If you say so. It’s awkward now cause i know he came on with a woman so I go stand in the galley
Right before we land he ask if we can hang out that night but I declined. We deplane, I’m walking to the shuttle and I see him, her and like 6 kids!!

I’m at my hotel and he texts me asking why I didn’t tell him I got there safe. In my head I’m like sir you need to be worried about all them damn kids and your girlfriend. I block him and that was the end
