I think I should keep all my haurchefant’s tweets in a thread so pls mute this thread if you don’t wanna see them. I’ll keep adding more here instead https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">

Okay so when he extends us to his family some think of it as a romantic gesture but I think it’s deeper than that??? Remember we’re declared criminals in Ul’dah yet he begs his family to believe we’re innocent. Think about what’d befall house fortemp if he was wrong...man....

I think it’s the moment that I begun to realize his loyalty to the wol (and that he offers to help us w no ill will) I took it he was trying to repay us for helping francel, but when I think he’s also admiring the wol so much in jp, hmmm

You-you’re telling me he says more stuff in JP after the wol smiles at him????? Whhhuuhh????

He’s also straight up saying he doesn’t wanna lose the wol...what...this is beautiful...why’d they cut it out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

The revelation of jp haurchefant went from ‘wait this is interesting!?’ to slowly realizing how his eccentric and enthusiastic manners towards to wol make senses in heavensward and it’s like digging up an old wound

I knew his fate ahead of the vault scene so I had days to grieve for him while playing thru hw, hence why I didn’t talk to much about it but now...why am I doing this to myself

It hurts to read what others think of him but I also feel like Im not alone so I keep looking hhhh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> there’s this one saying that in the vault he compliments your smile in jp, and it shows he cares about you more than just your hot bod...it’s just..damn https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">

He’s so stupidly horny here it’s hilarious https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

This is actually the localized texts too??? and may I add the last part is even more pervy than jp??? (from what I understood this was from a very old event) then the loc team somehow said screw all this https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

Okay listen Im not usually into this kinda thing (like I’d think it’s ridiculous + funny at most) but when he’s also an amazing + loyal person I’ll say this is one exception https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

(Major spoilers but if you smh read this thread you already knew) Even a straight male love jp haurchefant??? What more can I say?????