Am I going to vote for the Nazi loving white supremacist who killed 205k Americans.

Or will I vote for a normal kind old dude who stutters.

Can’t decide. So confusing.

I mean I just don’t have enough information.

What is a girl to do????

I mean is 205k dead that bad?

Is white supremacy so bad?

Is causing lifelong trauma to kids on the border that bad?

Who can even tell. Certainly not me.

Is any or this bad enough to force me to make a real choice?

Or can I just lay in bed and wish we lived in Denmark?

I can’t tell what the right thing to do is.

Maybe my butler will help me decide.

Can’t I just write in Kanye/sanders instead of making a choice?

I’ll ask the pool boy, maybe he will know how to make this decision .

The maid and the butler and the pool boy have been summoned.

One of them will help me decide how to vote in this election.

They love me. Doesn’t everyone love me?

I wish I were in my parents home in the alps making this decision.

The Hampton’s home is just not large enough for these important moments.

The maid says where she is from socialism is bad, and so I shouldn’t write in Kanye/sanders. I think I’m going to fire her.

The pool boy says authoritarians are bad where he is from, so I really should vote for Biden.

He knows how hard it is for me to paint within the lines, so he will give me all the support I need to help me vote for Biden.

Idk. He’s getting tired. I may fire him too.

The butler who is British, is being evasive about who I should vote for.

I really don’t know what to do.

Mommy and daddy say Trump is good for their taxes, but if I hate Trump, I could just write someone else’s name in. Same effect but I won’t need to pout about it.

Maybe my trainer will have a better answer. Or maybe the masseuse? Or the stylist?

Who should i confer with next?

My trainer says her marriage to her spouse might get annulled because of the Supreme Court. So I should vote for Biden.

I mean I love the GAYS, LOVE THEM.

But, I think she’s being dramatic.

I remain unconvinced that I have to vote for Biden.

I haven’t heard any good arguments yet.

Maybe my masseuse will have something for me, I’m seeing her in an hour.