There would be no worse lover than a Proud Boy, that I can tell you

When they come, their penis emits a noise like a car tire rapidly leaking of air, and then they say "that& #39;s so weird, that& #39;s never happened before" but it happens ALL THE TIME

I mean, guaranteed a Proud Boy would be selfish in bed. We know that out of the gate. Very into checking their texts from someone in their little gang in the middle of intercourse. DEF no oral. But what I& #39;m suggesting is that on top of that, they have weird, gross penises, too.

Sorry, I know it& #39;s too early for this kind of talk. It& #39;s just what I think about whenever I hear that term and see pictures of a Proud Boy. Just like, floppy, farty, poorly functioning penises that they& #39;ve been trying to make excuses for their entire life.