All bottoms should be entitled to a universal basic income of R13 000 a month. There should be preferential hiring policy that prioritises bottoms over tops. A reduction in medical aid premiums, with free access to enemas, prep and anal rejuvenation procedures.

Bottoms should be entitled to free public housing - that means a condominium in Rosebank for EVERY bottom!

We need to switch the role pay gap in adult entertainment - that means bottoms must earn more than tops because bottoms work harder than tops!

We will will make it a criminal offence to have a weak stroke game. Failure to elicit a prostate orgasm will be punishable by DEATH!