Point blank refused to go on a boat trip on holiday until our dad went back to the flat to get our favourite teddy bears so they could come too. https://twitter.com/amandadeibert/status/1310019718032449536

It's important to share things with your smol pals.

Yes, this falls under the toy phone principle: if a child hands you a toy phone, you have to solemnly answer it. It's like the Voight-Kampff Test. https://twitter.com/ThatLyndsey/status/1311256374584672257?s=19

Honestly, if we're ever threatened by androids that are indistinguishable from humans, that's how we'll spot them: a toddler with an obviously pretend phone.

"Why would I pretend it's a phone too? This infant clearly knows it's a facsimile, and it knows adults don't ordinarily participate in this ritualistic 'play', it defies logic to..."
"Yeah, yeah, tell it to the reclamation booth, tincan."