Point blank refused to go on a boat trip on holiday until our dad went back to the flat to get our favourite teddy bears so they could come too. https://twitter.com/amandadeibert/status/1310019718032449536">https://twitter.com/amandadei...

It& #39;s important to share things with your smol pals.

Yes, this falls under the toy phone principle: if a child hands you a toy phone, you have to solemnly answer it. It& #39;s like the Voight-Kampff Test. https://twitter.com/ThatLyndsey/status/1311256374584672257?s=19">https://twitter.com/ThatLynds...

Honestly, if we& #39;re ever threatened by androids that are indistinguishable from humans, that& #39;s how we& #39;ll spot them: a toddler with an obviously pretend phone.

"Why would I pretend it& #39;s a phone too? This infant clearly knows it& #39;s a facsimile, and it knows adults don& #39;t ordinarily participate in this ritualistic & #39;play& #39;, it defies logic to..."
"Yeah, yeah, tell it to the reclamation booth, tincan."